Post by True North Ant on Nov 25, 2015 21:00:48 GMT
*Camera focuses in on two individuals in winter jackets and toques, Philly Cheese Snake and ManitobANT. They're sitting at a table covered in beer bottles and beside them are stacks of beer cases. Behind them is a map of North America with the words "Great White North Pollomania" printed across Canada.*
Philly Cheese Snake: Welcome to "The Great White North Pollomania". I'm Phil and this is my partner, Mani.
ManitobANT: How's it going, eh?
Philly Cheese Snake: Hey you hoser, don't forget the theme song.
Philly Cheese Snake: Good job, eh. So our topic today was going to be how to get a free 12 pack of beer with a dead mouse in a beer bottle but Mani figured we should talk about our opponents for Pollomania’s season finale, “So It’s Come To This”, those hosers Thing One and Thing Two.
ManitobANT: Yeah, cuz I want our opponents to take us serious, eh.
Philly Cheese Snake: Considering the beating we gave those two at “Eggs Over Easy”, I don’t think we have to worry about that, eh.
ManibANT: Yeah, but we got the drop on them that time, eh. This time it will be face-to-face. We’ve had teams underestimate us before and look what happened.
*The pair reach under the table and pull out the 101 Colony Campeones de Parejas. *
ManibANT: You see, you couple of hosers, we’re a proven commodity, just like Molsen Canadians and Tim Hortons. We’re coming into Tampa, Florida to put on the best match for the fans that we can.
Philly Cheese Snake: That’s right, you pair of tools. We don’t care if that El Tigre guy is your master or not, we’re going to kick your butts from Victoria, British Columbia to St. John’s, Newfoundland.
ManitobANT: You know I just realized, eh? When you speak with an accent, you don't hiss. Why is that, eh?
Philly Cheese Snake: *Looking blankly at the camera.* I don't know. Get off, eh! You're getting me off topic!
ManitobANT: *Pulling off his toque and jacket* Ah, forget it Phil. This is all Mackenzie Brothers stuff is great but it’s time to get serious.
*Philly Cheese Snake sighs and removes his toques and jacket. They both grab a beer and stand.*
Philly Cheese Snake: Thing One! Thing Two! We know that you hope to pleassse your Massster, El Tigre de Jengibre but that’sss just not going to happen.
ManitobANT: Strange Brew has come to Pollomania looking to prove we are one of the best tag teams around. We made an open challenge and you two stepped up even though we’ve already kicked your ass once.
Philly Cheese Snake: Boysss, thisss match isn’t going to go well for you two. Prepare yourssselvesss for a Red River Dip.
*The two of them clink beer bottles and take a drink. They turn to look at each other before turning back to the camera and spitting the beer at the camera.*
The End
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Philly Cheese Snake: Welcome to "The Great White North Pollomania". I'm Phil and this is my partner, Mani.
ManitobANT: How's it going, eh?
Philly Cheese Snake: Hey you hoser, don't forget the theme song.
Philly Cheese Snake: Good job, eh. So our topic today was going to be how to get a free 12 pack of beer with a dead mouse in a beer bottle but Mani figured we should talk about our opponents for Pollomania’s season finale, “So It’s Come To This”, those hosers Thing One and Thing Two.
ManitobANT: Yeah, cuz I want our opponents to take us serious, eh.
Philly Cheese Snake: Considering the beating we gave those two at “Eggs Over Easy”, I don’t think we have to worry about that, eh.
ManibANT: Yeah, but we got the drop on them that time, eh. This time it will be face-to-face. We’ve had teams underestimate us before and look what happened.
*The pair reach under the table and pull out the 101 Colony Campeones de Parejas. *
ManibANT: You see, you couple of hosers, we’re a proven commodity, just like Molsen Canadians and Tim Hortons. We’re coming into Tampa, Florida to put on the best match for the fans that we can.
Philly Cheese Snake: That’s right, you pair of tools. We don’t care if that El Tigre guy is your master or not, we’re going to kick your butts from Victoria, British Columbia to St. John’s, Newfoundland.
ManitobANT: You know I just realized, eh? When you speak with an accent, you don't hiss. Why is that, eh?
Philly Cheese Snake: *Looking blankly at the camera.* I don't know. Get off, eh! You're getting me off topic!
ManitobANT: *Pulling off his toque and jacket* Ah, forget it Phil. This is all Mackenzie Brothers stuff is great but it’s time to get serious.
*Philly Cheese Snake sighs and removes his toques and jacket. They both grab a beer and stand.*
Philly Cheese Snake: Thing One! Thing Two! We know that you hope to pleassse your Massster, El Tigre de Jengibre but that’sss just not going to happen.
ManitobANT: Strange Brew has come to Pollomania looking to prove we are one of the best tag teams around. We made an open challenge and you two stepped up even though we’ve already kicked your ass once.
Philly Cheese Snake: Boysss, thisss match isn’t going to go well for you two. Prepare yourssselvesss for a Red River Dip.
*The two of them clink beer bottles and take a drink. They turn to look at each other before turning back to the camera and spitting the beer at the camera.*
The End
(498 Words)