Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2015 21:23:55 GMT
'You ready, dawg?'
I let the last few seconds of Owl Man's video run out and nod. Keith checks his camera and shouts:
'Oh crap! It was already rolling!'
It was WHAT!? I start to scramble forward, but Keith holds a hand up to stop me:
'It's cool, 'b'. I got this. You ready?'
I step back up against the wall of the the 'magic room' and nod. Keith nods back, gives a thumbs-up – and El Vainillo starts talking:
'Hola, pollos! Is El Vainillo here! And today, he is thinks of something..'
I pretend to think, tapping my chin, as Keith holds back laughter and gives another thumbs-up.
'Today El Vainillo is thinks about why Tigre is thinking he beats El Vainillo and Owlsome Man easy in Nueva Orleans. Because last time, Tigre gets Mr. Crazy, and two of them are not stopping El Vainillo and Grin. But now Tigre is thinking him and big giant man and sister lady win this time? Last time, his partner is being Campeón and he is needing cheating to end lucha; but this time, he is saying he wins easy-peasy? El Vainillo is much confusing!'
I shrug, and think on how to approach my next topic, which needs to be handled with care.
'Maybe is being because El Vainillo and Owlsome Man is having puppet in their teaming? Because El Vainillo and Owlsome Man is only being two people, and Tigre's friends is being three? But El Vainillo and Owlsome Man can be throwing puppet, and is hitting Tigre in the face and Tigre is going down! And if Tigre is breaking puppet after, Senor Grin is getting very angry and is coming after! But Tigre not thinking of that!'
Right...that went well. Moving on.
'And Tigre not thinking of another thing neither. Tigre not thinking that El Vainillo and Owlsome One are...how are you saying...recovering all bases. Because Tigre's team is having big giant man, and he is being really strong...but he is also being slow. El Vainillo is being quick. So El Vainillo is flying and giant man is not catching him! And Owlsome One...he is big giant man too, and he is punching hard! So Tigre is not being able to get him off feet, and if trying punching him...gets punching back! So El Vainillo and Owlsome Man is having all bases recovered!'
So far, so good. Time to take it home, buddy.
'So...when El Vainillo and Owlsome Man is facing Tigre, lady Tigre and big giant man on main eventings on November 18...bad peoples are finding out that is not mattering numbers. Is mattering plan. And El Vainillo and Owlsome Man are having plan.'
'...I hope', I add to myself, as I give Keith a slight nod to indicate we're done. Hopefully, Tigre gets the message. Overall, I think it turned out a pretty good video.
Heck, we probably won't even edit it.
Final Word Count: 492
Final Word Count: 492