I May Be Wooden, But I Am NO DUMMY
Nov 15, 2015 2:44:26 GMT
Buck U Productions, Los Pollos™, and 1 more like this
Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2015 2:44:26 GMT
__________________
|^_^| <("hi! i'm woody!")
The above note (and face) is written on yellow paper. As we zoom out, we see the yellow paper is on a small notepad, thumb-tacked to the general "face" area of a wooden man.
Presumably, this wooden man is named Woody.
CUT TO: Full body shot of Woody, leaning on a cardboard cutout of Woody... holding up TWO replica Scramble Championship belts.
Woody's note-face says...
__________________________________________
|^_^| <("the world's first AND finest wrestling tree!")
CUT TO: a video package montage, displaying footage from a recent Pollomania event:
- Woody flying through the air and smashing into Holly Guacamole, knocking her into a gravy pit.
- Woody giving Brute a hurricanrana off the edge of the stage.
- Woody giving El Tigre de Jengibre a Northern Lights Suplex.
CUT TO: Woody sitting on a pile of plastic Halloween skulls. There are two lady mannequins in his lap, wearing Pinocchio masks with makeup on them.
Woody's note-face says...
______________________________________________________
|^_^| <("And even if my team mates have no faith in my abilities...")
CUT TO: a black and white video montage of Owl Man and El Vainillo during their promos, doubting Woody's effectiveness. Their voices, in unison, can be heard, saying "How is either of us supposed to tag with a wooden puppet?"
CUT TO: Woody, holding what looks like three human heads. They look like the heads of Holly, Brute, and El Tigre.
Woody's note-face says...
_______________________________
|^_^| <("...our opponents know better.")
CUT TO: Woody on a weight bench. His arms are holding up a free weight that says "250 lbs" on either side. He's obviously holding it perfectly still.
There's a speech balloon taped to the side of the bench that says...
_____________________________________________________________________________
|^_^| <("Don't worry about me, Owl Man and Vainillo. Pull your own weight. Learn from the past.")
CUT TO: A video montage of Grin tagging with Woody. It includes the following highlights:
- Grin tags in Woody, slingshots him into an opponent, then tags himself back in. The opponent was knocked silly.
- Grin tags in Woody, then Alabama Slams him onto an opponent. The referee begins counting a pin. The opponent isn't moving.
- Grin boosts Woody, spear-style, into an opponent outside of the ring. The opponent falls like a sack of concrete.
CUT TO: Woody sitting on a stool, with a towel around his neck. His note-face says...
__________________________
|^_^| <("Because if you don't...")
CUT TO: Woody is standing in the middle of the desert. He's holding a shovel. Beside him, there's two open graves.
Woody's note-face says...
________________________________
|^_^| <("...you'll have me to deal with.")
Abrupt cut to black.
(total word count: 433)
|^_^| <("hi! i'm woody!")
The above note (and face) is written on yellow paper. As we zoom out, we see the yellow paper is on a small notepad, thumb-tacked to the general "face" area of a wooden man.
Presumably, this wooden man is named Woody.
CUT TO: Full body shot of Woody, leaning on a cardboard cutout of Woody... holding up TWO replica Scramble Championship belts.
Woody's note-face says...
__________________________________________
|^_^| <("the world's first AND finest wrestling tree!")
CUT TO: a video package montage, displaying footage from a recent Pollomania event:
- Woody flying through the air and smashing into Holly Guacamole, knocking her into a gravy pit.
- Woody giving Brute a hurricanrana off the edge of the stage.
- Woody giving El Tigre de Jengibre a Northern Lights Suplex.
CUT TO: Woody sitting on a pile of plastic Halloween skulls. There are two lady mannequins in his lap, wearing Pinocchio masks with makeup on them.
Woody's note-face says...
______________________________________________________
|^_^| <("And even if my team mates have no faith in my abilities...")
CUT TO: a black and white video montage of Owl Man and El Vainillo during their promos, doubting Woody's effectiveness. Their voices, in unison, can be heard, saying "How is either of us supposed to tag with a wooden puppet?"
CUT TO: Woody, holding what looks like three human heads. They look like the heads of Holly, Brute, and El Tigre.
Woody's note-face says...
_______________________________
|^_^| <("...our opponents know better.")
CUT TO: Woody on a weight bench. His arms are holding up a free weight that says "250 lbs" on either side. He's obviously holding it perfectly still.
There's a speech balloon taped to the side of the bench that says...
_____________________________________________________________________________
|^_^| <("Don't worry about me, Owl Man and Vainillo. Pull your own weight. Learn from the past.")
CUT TO: A video montage of Grin tagging with Woody. It includes the following highlights:
- Grin tags in Woody, slingshots him into an opponent, then tags himself back in. The opponent was knocked silly.
- Grin tags in Woody, then Alabama Slams him onto an opponent. The referee begins counting a pin. The opponent isn't moving.
- Grin boosts Woody, spear-style, into an opponent outside of the ring. The opponent falls like a sack of concrete.
CUT TO: Woody sitting on a stool, with a towel around his neck. His note-face says...
__________________________
|^_^| <("Because if you don't...")
CUT TO: Woody is standing in the middle of the desert. He's holding a shovel. Beside him, there's two open graves.
Woody's note-face says...
________________________________
|^_^| <("...you'll have me to deal with.")
Abrupt cut to black.
(total word count: 433)