Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 9, 2015 17:14:49 GMT
*Standing before the camera is Charlotte O’Neal and Brutus Smith. Charlotte begins to speak.*
“Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Charlotte O’Neal and I am the representative for Mexico’s Canadian Embassy and the advocate for the Canadian Embassy Misfits here in Pollomania. Allow me to introduce to one of my client, the anchor of the Misfits, the walking Canadian Rocky Mountain. Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you Agent Brutus Smith!”
Brute clears his throat and speaks, “I am Brute.”
Charlotte applauds and continues speaking.
“Well said, Agent Smith well said. For those of you peons who unable to understand my client’s Newfoundland accent, he has a message for Owl Man, one of our opponents at “Eggs Over Big Easy” in New Orleans on November 18th.
“Owl Man, if that’s your real name. We will give you credit where credit is due. Your debut at “We Have A Problem” in Houston was quite impressive and considering your size, you impressed us with your agility. It’s just too bad that your opponent that night was “The Purple Lizard” Al Nova, a man whose biggest win was via breaking a bat over his knee. If you look at Nova’s career since then its progressive went downhill from there. Which begs the question, how would you have done if in a match with,” patting Brute on the arm, “more worthy opponent?”
Brute nods and says, “I am Brute.”
“Exactly! Agent Brute doesn’t believe you would last five minutes in a match with him. Which brings us back to the trios match you both will be competing in on November 18th. Now as I said before, Agent Brute is the anchor of our team, so I guess that makes you the anchor of yours.”
Both of them stop to laugh at the idea.
“Pardon us if we aren’t shaking in our boots. You see, Owl Man, Agent Brute and I have watched that infamous video of you stumbling through that wall countless times and let me simply say that you are the biggest joke we’ve ever seen! Do you honestly think that you can come into our house, Pollomania and try to make a name for yourself at our expense? Owl Man, you might as well stay home on November 18th and eat all the Pollo Bucket you can gorge yourself on because if you show up in New Orleans, Louisiana, not only well my client, Agent Smith bounce you around like the ball of grease you are, but we will remove your mask and show your ugly face to the whole world.”
Charlotte smile wide at the camera as she finishes her remarks.
“We’ll leave you to think about what we’ve said and Brute has one more thing to say.”
“I am Brute!”
Brute holds a stuffed long-horned owl up to the camera in one hand. He grabs it by the head with the other hand and rips the owl apart; the stuffing goes flying everywhere.
*The camera fades as they both laugh.*
(500 words exactly)
“Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Charlotte O’Neal and I am the representative for Mexico’s Canadian Embassy and the advocate for the Canadian Embassy Misfits here in Pollomania. Allow me to introduce to one of my client, the anchor of the Misfits, the walking Canadian Rocky Mountain. Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you Agent Brutus Smith!”
Brute clears his throat and speaks, “I am Brute.”
Charlotte applauds and continues speaking.
“Well said, Agent Smith well said. For those of you peons who unable to understand my client’s Newfoundland accent, he has a message for Owl Man, one of our opponents at “Eggs Over Big Easy” in New Orleans on November 18th.
“Owl Man, if that’s your real name. We will give you credit where credit is due. Your debut at “We Have A Problem” in Houston was quite impressive and considering your size, you impressed us with your agility. It’s just too bad that your opponent that night was “The Purple Lizard” Al Nova, a man whose biggest win was via breaking a bat over his knee. If you look at Nova’s career since then its progressive went downhill from there. Which begs the question, how would you have done if in a match with,” patting Brute on the arm, “more worthy opponent?”
Brute nods and says, “I am Brute.”
“Exactly! Agent Brute doesn’t believe you would last five minutes in a match with him. Which brings us back to the trios match you both will be competing in on November 18th. Now as I said before, Agent Brute is the anchor of our team, so I guess that makes you the anchor of yours.”
Both of them stop to laugh at the idea.
“Pardon us if we aren’t shaking in our boots. You see, Owl Man, Agent Brute and I have watched that infamous video of you stumbling through that wall countless times and let me simply say that you are the biggest joke we’ve ever seen! Do you honestly think that you can come into our house, Pollomania and try to make a name for yourself at our expense? Owl Man, you might as well stay home on November 18th and eat all the Pollo Bucket you can gorge yourself on because if you show up in New Orleans, Louisiana, not only well my client, Agent Smith bounce you around like the ball of grease you are, but we will remove your mask and show your ugly face to the whole world.”
Charlotte smile wide at the camera as she finishes her remarks.
“We’ll leave you to think about what we’ve said and Brute has one more thing to say.”
“I am Brute!”
Brute holds a stuffed long-horned owl up to the camera in one hand. He grabs it by the head with the other hand and rips the owl apart; the stuffing goes flying everywhere.
*The camera fades as they both laugh.*
(500 words exactly)