Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 1, 2015 4:57:28 GMT
*A message comes across the screen.*
Dear Viewers,
Due to the repeated incompetence of Pollomania’s cameramen, the Canadian Embassy in Mexico has taken it upon themselves to film this “promo” for “We Have a Problem”, which takes place in Houston, Texas, on Wednesday, November 4, 2015. Furthermore, all such “promos” by the group commonly called “The Canadian Embassy Misfits” will be conducted by the Embassy for quality purposes. We here at the Embassy thank you for your time and hope that you enjoy the following message from El Tigre de Jengibre.
Sincerely,
The Canadian Embassy in Mexico
*Cut to scene: El Tigre sits inside an empty glass enclosure. The only things inside with him are a bare mattress and the Pollomania Supremo championship, which he cradles in his lap.*
“Grin, there well come a day where we must end our war was and for all; either you well have to send me to my Armageddon or I’ll find a way to wipe that smile from your face. Our match in Houston, however, well not be that day. And while I relish the day when we will shake this world to its very core with our final battle, I weep for you now.
“You see, whether you want to believe it or not, you are the only individual in this company that who I actually respect because unlike all these two-faced charlatans, you don’t have any hidden agendas; I know where I stand with you. This is why I feel for you because while I have been given a great warrior in Mr. Crazy as my tag team partner for our match in Houston, you’re stuck with El Vainillo. Oh, sure, Vainillo is a great athlete and is very charismatic but when faces a little bit of adversity, like his loss in the Scramble match on October 22nd, he falls apart and starts doubting himself.”
El Tigre stands up and walks right up to the glass.
“Grin, Vainillo knows he’s outclasses in our match. It seems Pollo has handicapped you in Houston; if he really wanted you to beat me again he would have been better off teaming you with Woody. I mean, at least we know that he can carry his weight when the chip are against you both. Instead, he’s stuck sitting in you corner, while Charlie sits in our and watches Crazy and I rip your pathetic partner apart and put him out of his misery.”
Tigre begins to chuckle and starts pacing.
“Vainillo, you have no real heart. Do yourself a favor and don’t show up in Houston, save yourself the embarrassment of another loss. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, you are the weak link on your team. I know it, Crazy knows it, the fans all know it, and even though they don’t care to admit it, Woody and Grin know it too. Deep down inside, you know everything I’ve said is true.
“Run little sheep, the tiger’s on the hunt!”
(498 words)
Dear Viewers,
Due to the repeated incompetence of Pollomania’s cameramen, the Canadian Embassy in Mexico has taken it upon themselves to film this “promo” for “We Have a Problem”, which takes place in Houston, Texas, on Wednesday, November 4, 2015. Furthermore, all such “promos” by the group commonly called “The Canadian Embassy Misfits” will be conducted by the Embassy for quality purposes. We here at the Embassy thank you for your time and hope that you enjoy the following message from El Tigre de Jengibre.
Sincerely,
The Canadian Embassy in Mexico
*Cut to scene: El Tigre sits inside an empty glass enclosure. The only things inside with him are a bare mattress and the Pollomania Supremo championship, which he cradles in his lap.*
“Grin, there well come a day where we must end our war was and for all; either you well have to send me to my Armageddon or I’ll find a way to wipe that smile from your face. Our match in Houston, however, well not be that day. And while I relish the day when we will shake this world to its very core with our final battle, I weep for you now.
“You see, whether you want to believe it or not, you are the only individual in this company that who I actually respect because unlike all these two-faced charlatans, you don’t have any hidden agendas; I know where I stand with you. This is why I feel for you because while I have been given a great warrior in Mr. Crazy as my tag team partner for our match in Houston, you’re stuck with El Vainillo. Oh, sure, Vainillo is a great athlete and is very charismatic but when faces a little bit of adversity, like his loss in the Scramble match on October 22nd, he falls apart and starts doubting himself.”
El Tigre stands up and walks right up to the glass.
“Grin, Vainillo knows he’s outclasses in our match. It seems Pollo has handicapped you in Houston; if he really wanted you to beat me again he would have been better off teaming you with Woody. I mean, at least we know that he can carry his weight when the chip are against you both. Instead, he’s stuck sitting in you corner, while Charlie sits in our and watches Crazy and I rip your pathetic partner apart and put him out of his misery.”
Tigre begins to chuckle and starts pacing.
“Vainillo, you have no real heart. Do yourself a favor and don’t show up in Houston, save yourself the embarrassment of another loss. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, you are the weak link on your team. I know it, Crazy knows it, the fans all know it, and even though they don’t care to admit it, Woody and Grin know it too. Deep down inside, you know everything I’ve said is true.
“Run little sheep, the tiger’s on the hunt!”
(498 words)