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PERSONAL SECTION
NAME/ALIAS: The Grin
REAL NAME: something Jewish
DATE OF BIRTH/AGE: The 8th of none of your business, early 1980's-ish
PLACE OF BIRTH/RESIDENCE: A trailer park back East
HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 6'10", 320 lbs
YEARS EXPERIENCE: (as The Grin) 5 years, most of it in Japan and Mexico
ALIGNMENT: RudoFace. Think babyface Eddie Guererro.
PIC BASE:
RING ATTIRE/CASUAL WEAR: The Grin dresses like Jeff Bridges from "The Big Lebowski" (e.g. slobby clothes, bathrobe, etc) only he also wears a black "faceless" mask, so his head just looks like a big blob of black with a mile-wide idiot grin across the front. There's a wig glued to the top of the mask, making The Grin appear to have a big bushy mane of dark brown hair. The smile/jaw on the front of the mask is articulated enough that, if The Grin fully opens his real mouth, the teeth will open just enough to uncover his mouth, which is how he is able to eat and drink while wearing the mask.
When wrestling, he doesn't bother undressing at the start of the match. He will start matches still clad in his bathrobe and sweatpants/pajama shorts. As the match goes on and he gets sweaty, he removes the bathrobe. He reeks when he does this. The Grin is not afraid to weaponize his cheesy fat man odor in the third act.
WRESTLING SECTION
WRESTLING STYLE: The Grin describes his style as ""conserving energy", but the fact is he's just big and lazy. Imagine Kevin Owens doing a lazy impression of The Big Show.
FINISHING MOVES
1. Grinside Out: Swinging Reverse STO (aka "Sister Abigail"). If time allows (e.g. the move was set up with a Nap Trap), The Grin will also put an empty Pollo Bucket on the opponent's head before hitting it.
2. Grin Fandango: Guillotine choke (submission). Typically only used when The Grin has gotten too tired to deal with this shit and just wants the match to end.
SIGNATURE MOVES
1. Nap Trap: Dragon sleeper (rest hold) with the opponent's face buried in his swampy armpit funk for like a minute. Never finishes the match but it does leave the opponent woozy and especially susceptible to the Grinside Out.
2. Vertical Smile: (re-enter the ring spot) From the arena floor, The Grin slides the opponent back into the ring. Then from the apron he catapaults himself over the top rope and hits the opponent with a big splash. Goes for the pin, opponent kicks out at 2.
3. Pollo Bucket Breakfast Scramble Combo #1: (goofy spot) The Grin sets up the opponent on the top turnbuckle then sets up like he's about to do a superplex... BUT!!! He only lifts the opponent halfway up, and then thrusts them towards the top rope, crotch first. Once the opponent has been violently crotched, The Grin jumps down, grabs their arm (thus pulling their crotch right into the rope harder), jumps up and down to help the opponent bounce up and down on the rope a few more times, then ends the whole thing with a rope-boosted chokeslam into the ring. Oh, and you totally get the name, right? BECAUSE SCRAMBLED EGGS
4. "It's Woody!": (interference spot) Once per match, and there's no way we can prove The Grin is setting this up, but the presence of Woody will somehow play a factor. Examples include Woody flopping an arm into the ring while none of the cameras are looking and it trips the opponent, Woody standing in the crowd holding up a sign that says "((opponent's name)) SUCKS" and it's starting a crowd chant that distracts the opponent, etc.
NORMAL MOVES
1. Big Boot
2. Big Slap
3. Big Clothesline
4. Big Leg Drop
5. Y'know what, just big guy moves, you get the idea
HISTORY SECTION
"The Grin" is a very large masked wrestler. He dresses in bathrobes, sweaters, and a black mask with a giant grin on it. Oh, and did I mention he is very large? Like gorilla large, yo. Dude is house.
He is accompanied at all times by a 6'4" wooden dummy named Woody. Despite being an inanimate collection of people-shaped wood bits, Woody is a former singles and tag team champion.
The answer to the question "WTF", as with most WTF questions, is "Japan".
While The Grin was wrestling in Japan, he saw this schtick that some of the wrestlers were doing there, where they would work matches with/against inanimate objects (e.g. a ladder, a blow-up doll, Matt Bloom, etc.). He decided to try it himself, using the heavy wooden dummy he trains with as a "legit" opponent. It turns out to be a successful gimmick in Japan, and Woody even got a short third-tier title run out of it. This basically legitimized Woody as a wrestler. At which point, The Grin then announced that he would be forming a tag team with Woody.
CHAMPIONSHIPS/TOURNAMENTS: Nothing you'd have heard of.
MASKS/HAIR: The Grin is 0-0-0 on luchas de apuestas.
ENTRANCE SECTION
ENTRANCE THEME: "E-Pro" by Beck
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION: The speakers blast "E-Pro" by Beck. The stage egg cracks open, and we see Woody with his arm over The Grin's shoulder, and both have their free arm up in a wave! The Grin then kneels and flexes his arms, before scooping Woody up and giving him a shoulder-ride to the ring! Woody's arm comes down, and The Grin leans in so Woody can get high-fives from the fans. Once they get to the ring, The Grin claps his hands together and then stretches them out, as the crowd reacts.
NAME/ALIAS: The Grin
REAL NAME: something Jewish
DATE OF BIRTH/AGE: The 8th of none of your business, early 1980's-ish
PLACE OF BIRTH/RESIDENCE: A trailer park back East
HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 6'10", 320 lbs
YEARS EXPERIENCE: (as The Grin) 5 years, most of it in Japan and Mexico
ALIGNMENT: RudoFace. Think babyface Eddie Guererro.
PIC BASE:
RING ATTIRE/CASUAL WEAR: The Grin dresses like Jeff Bridges from "The Big Lebowski" (e.g. slobby clothes, bathrobe, etc) only he also wears a black "faceless" mask, so his head just looks like a big blob of black with a mile-wide idiot grin across the front. There's a wig glued to the top of the mask, making The Grin appear to have a big bushy mane of dark brown hair. The smile/jaw on the front of the mask is articulated enough that, if The Grin fully opens his real mouth, the teeth will open just enough to uncover his mouth, which is how he is able to eat and drink while wearing the mask.
When wrestling, he doesn't bother undressing at the start of the match. He will start matches still clad in his bathrobe and sweatpants/pajama shorts. As the match goes on and he gets sweaty, he removes the bathrobe. He reeks when he does this. The Grin is not afraid to weaponize his cheesy fat man odor in the third act.
WRESTLING SECTION
WRESTLING STYLE: The Grin describes his style as ""conserving energy", but the fact is he's just big and lazy. Imagine Kevin Owens doing a lazy impression of The Big Show.
FINISHING MOVES
1. Grinside Out: Swinging Reverse STO (aka "Sister Abigail"). If time allows (e.g. the move was set up with a Nap Trap), The Grin will also put an empty Pollo Bucket on the opponent's head before hitting it.
2. Grin Fandango: Guillotine choke (submission). Typically only used when The Grin has gotten too tired to deal with this shit and just wants the match to end.
SIGNATURE MOVES
1. Nap Trap: Dragon sleeper (rest hold) with the opponent's face buried in his swampy armpit funk for like a minute. Never finishes the match but it does leave the opponent woozy and especially susceptible to the Grinside Out.
2. Vertical Smile: (re-enter the ring spot) From the arena floor, The Grin slides the opponent back into the ring. Then from the apron he catapaults himself over the top rope and hits the opponent with a big splash. Goes for the pin, opponent kicks out at 2.
3. Pollo Bucket Breakfast Scramble Combo #1: (goofy spot) The Grin sets up the opponent on the top turnbuckle then sets up like he's about to do a superplex... BUT!!! He only lifts the opponent halfway up, and then thrusts them towards the top rope, crotch first. Once the opponent has been violently crotched, The Grin jumps down, grabs their arm (thus pulling their crotch right into the rope harder), jumps up and down to help the opponent bounce up and down on the rope a few more times, then ends the whole thing with a rope-boosted chokeslam into the ring. Oh, and you totally get the name, right? BECAUSE SCRAMBLED EGGS
4. "It's Woody!": (interference spot) Once per match, and there's no way we can prove The Grin is setting this up, but the presence of Woody will somehow play a factor. Examples include Woody flopping an arm into the ring while none of the cameras are looking and it trips the opponent, Woody standing in the crowd holding up a sign that says "((opponent's name)) SUCKS" and it's starting a crowd chant that distracts the opponent, etc.
NORMAL MOVES
1. Big Boot
2. Big Slap
3. Big Clothesline
4. Big Leg Drop
5. Y'know what, just big guy moves, you get the idea
HISTORY SECTION
"The Grin" is a very large masked wrestler. He dresses in bathrobes, sweaters, and a black mask with a giant grin on it. Oh, and did I mention he is very large? Like gorilla large, yo. Dude is house.
He is accompanied at all times by a 6'4" wooden dummy named Woody. Despite being an inanimate collection of people-shaped wood bits, Woody is a former singles and tag team champion.
The answer to the question "WTF", as with most WTF questions, is "Japan".
While The Grin was wrestling in Japan, he saw this schtick that some of the wrestlers were doing there, where they would work matches with/against inanimate objects (e.g. a ladder, a blow-up doll, Matt Bloom, etc.). He decided to try it himself, using the heavy wooden dummy he trains with as a "legit" opponent. It turns out to be a successful gimmick in Japan, and Woody even got a short third-tier title run out of it. This basically legitimized Woody as a wrestler. At which point, The Grin then announced that he would be forming a tag team with Woody.
CHAMPIONSHIPS/TOURNAMENTS: Nothing you'd have heard of.
MASKS/HAIR: The Grin is 0-0-0 on luchas de apuestas.
ENTRANCE SECTION
ENTRANCE THEME: "E-Pro" by Beck
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION: The speakers blast "E-Pro" by Beck. The stage egg cracks open, and we see Woody with his arm over The Grin's shoulder, and both have their free arm up in a wave! The Grin then kneels and flexes his arms, before scooping Woody up and giving him a shoulder-ride to the ring! Woody's arm comes down, and The Grin leans in so Woody can get high-fives from the fans. Once they get to the ring, The Grin claps his hands together and then stretches them out, as the crowd reacts.