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Post by ISM Office on Jun 16, 2016 14:44:19 GMT
DR. SCREAM: THIS IS YOUR OPENING CONTEST! IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND HAS A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT!
Pop! As the opening strains of “Violent and Funky” by Infectious Grooves plays, the graphic ‘Straight Outta Whynot’ appears on the POLLOVISION. Smoke/fog begins to bellow from the egg. Jacob Hammerstein bounds through the smoke, ala the Shockmaster. The crowd roars in laughter as 'The Hammer' gets to his feet, coughing and waving the smoke away. 'The Hammer gets his swagger back and heads down the ramp, wearing black wrestling boots, black below-the-knee cargo shorts, and his trademark 'Straight Outta Whynot' sleeveless t-shirt. Hammerstein fist bumps with some of the fans on his way to the ring. He tries to run and slide under the bottom rope but can't get the height, so he crashes into the ring apron and flops to the floor. Jacob quickly gets to his feet, no selling the embarrassing flop. He picks up his shades, wipes them off, and puts them back on before walking up the ring steps and entering the ring
DR. SCREAM: INTRODUCING FIRST! HE WEIGHS IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY SEVEN POUNDS! HAMMERSTEIN!
Hammerstein tries to jump up onto the second turnbuckle, but can't make it, so he plays one foot on the bottom turnbuckle and the other on the second before throwing up both arms in a show of confidence of victory.
DR. SCREAM: HIS OPPONENT! WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE POUNDS! ANGEL KASH!
The fans boo loudly as Fancy by Iggy Azela featuring Charli XTC as the lights begin to flash green, and gold as a carpet rolls right in front of the giant egg. As a lone spotlight forms right at the egg as the egg opens up first comes out Todd who looks nervous and waves slightly, however he is soon pushed rudely out of the way by his boss who takes the spot, as the fans give even louder boos to the Trillion Dollar Princess. Who tells him to stay back as she does a series of arrogant poses at the top of the entrance ramp before counting her way to the ring getting into it with the fans while keeping her nose up at them. As she kept up her arrogant strut she soon did a rude talk to the hand motion to the fans as she yelled at Todd to hold the ropes open for her as she entered the ring from the elevated entrance way. As she then bowed arrogantly soaking in the boos before posing some more in the center of the ring as she orders Todd to come and take her ring jacket as he exits the ring taking good care not to scoff her ten thousand dollar mink fur coat as she lays arrogantly on the top rope taunting the fans as she waits for her opponent to come down trash talking the fans, and the ref. If shes second she will trash talk to her opponent as well.
DR. SCREAM: AND THEIR OPPONENT! WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE POUNDS! KEITH SKYFIRE!
]"Mississippi Queen" begins to blast out over the arena speakers, smoke begins to fill around the giant when a spot lights hits on the entrance area. The egg opens but Keith Skyfire does not coming out. The crowd begins to murmur, as no one knows what’s happening. Suddenly there’s a pop from the crowd and the camera goes to the Pollo-Tron. Video footage shows officials and geeks trying to break up a fight between Skyfire and Flynn Buck! Skyfire appears to be getting the best of the fight and sets Buck up for a power bomb through a table but Flynn Buck counters and puts Skyfire through the table with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The audience in the arena cheers, as does Hammerstein in the ring. Angel Kash takes the opportunity to shove him into the turnbuckle and school boys him. Rookie referee, Jose Doe, calls for the bell and counts the pin but Hammerstein kicks out a 2. The match goes back and forth for a few minutes before Kash finally takes control after spraying Hammerstein in the eyes with hairspray while her manager, Todd Jenkins reluctantly distracts Doe. Kash remains in control for several minutes until she tries to go for the Kash Flow. Hammerstein shows amazing strength by countering the maneuver and turning it into a Buckle Bomb. Hammerstein hits his version of the Vader Bomb but the 15 minute time limit expires and the match is declared a draw.
After the match, El Hombe Loco Enmascarado, better known as That Masked Guy, comes out and declares that both competitors will face the winner of the Estrel Medal Match in a triple threat match for the Medal on a future Pollomania show.
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Post by ISM Office on Jun 16, 2016 14:44:37 GMT
DR. SCREAM: THIS CONTEST FOR FINGER LICKIN' FUN IS TO BE FOUGHT TO ONE FALL WITH A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT AND IS FOR THE POLLO ESTREL MEDAL!
The electro beat of Photronique's 'Call Me Superstar' invades the arena speakers, as the lights go down and a star-spangled spotlight focuses on the entrance.
You can call me superstar, whoa-oh You can call me superstar, whoa-oh Oh, they wish they got this far, whoa-oh You can call me superstar, whoa-oh
Soarin' through the sky to take a picture panorama Watchin' from afar 'cause they can miss me with the drama Checkin' my reflection, let me straighten my tiara Rollin' up my tinted windows, actin' like Obama
DR. SCREAM: INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER FROM SAVANNAH, GEORGIA! SHE WEIGHS IN AT ONE HUNDRED EIGHTEEN POUNDS! LEXXI D. VINE!
A moment later, Lexxi Superstar sashays out in her best attempt at a catwalk strut. As the audience showers her with boos, the youngster hits a model-like pose on the entrance platform, accompanied by quick strobes to simulate photography flashes. As the lights come back up, she begins to walk down the ramp, running her hands over her shoulders to symbolize 'brushing off' the hate. She then enters the ring through the middle rope and gives the referee attitude until bell time.
DR. SCREAM: AND HER OPPONENT!
Pollomania’s theme music starts playing but suddenly it sounds like the sound system is being destroyed. The lights in the arena begin to flicker and the TARDIS appears on stage in front of the giant egg. Anna Matthews steps out of it and starts laughing like a mad woman.
DR. SCREAM: WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE POUNDS! THE CURRENT, REIGNING AND DEFENDING POLLO ESTREL MEDAL HOLDER! ANNA MATTHEWS!
The lights in the arena flicker again and Anna Matthews has somehow teleported into the ring and she tosses the Estrel Medal to the referee. Lexxi lets out a surprised scream as Matthews tackle her. Referee Popcorn Pollo calls for the bell and the match is on its way.
Anna continues to attack Lexxi, raining down on her with a series of punches. Pollo steps in and warms her about using closed fists and starts administering the count. Anna stops and throws her hands in the air. Lexxi tries to sit up but Anna slaps the taste out of her mouth. Lexxi rolls out of the ring and rubs her stinging cheek and yells at the referee to disqualify Anna for the cheap shot. Instead Pollo starts counting her out of the ring.
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Lexxi rolls back into the ring and Anna charges. The daughter of Senator Darlington rolls back out to avoid her but Anna follows her and pursues her around the ring. Lexxi sees her coming and ducks behind Dr. Scream and starts yelling at the Time Lord to stay away from her. Anna tries to grab her but Lexxi shoves the ring announcer into the champion and they both fall to the arena floor. She quickly gets back in the ring and yells at Pollo to count.
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Anna pushes Dr. Scream off of her and gets back into the ring. Lexxi immediately starts stomping on her. She holds her hand up to her head in the shape of an L and calls her opponent “Loser” before picking her up. Lexxi whips Anna into the corner before turning to the crowd and posing for a moment. She then rushes in looking for a clothesline, but the delay allowed Anna to recover enough to sidestep and Lexxi hits the top turnbuckle stardom first. Anna mounts the middle rope and begins dropping punches as the crowd counts along.
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Anna stops and spits into both of her hands and swears it into Lexxi’s hair before connecting with the final punch.
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She jumps down and shoves her groggy opponent to the mat and goes for the pin.
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Lexxi pushes Anna off her and suits up. She puts a hand in her hair and screams as she realizes her hair is ruined by drying saliva. She screams and pounds the mat out of frustration. Getting to her feet she tries to slap Anna, but the Estrel Medal holder ducks her strike attempt and pushes her into the corner. Lexxi screams at Pollo to make her back off and as the diminutive referee tries to separate them, Lexxi uses opportunity to rake Anna’s eyes. The champion staggers back, grasping at her face. Lexxi doesn’t waste this opportunity and levels her opponent with a crescent kick.
Lexxi kicks Anna to the stomach, then follows up with an elbow drop. She goes for the pin but before Pollo can even start the count, she pulls Anna’s head up by the hair. She slams it back down on the mat before slapping her hard across the face. Rolling her over, Lexxi sits on her back and pulls Anna’s arms over her knees and locks in the Camel Clutch. Referee Popcorn Pollo asks Anna if she wants to give it up to which the champion shakes her head no. Lexxi responds by letting go of Anna’s chin; she grabs twp hands full of her hair and pulls back as hard as she can. Pollo warns her to let go and starts counting.
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Lexxi releases before five and uses the heel of her boot to kick Anna’s head back to the mat. She stands up and grabs her opponent by the hair again and pulls her to her feet. Locking her arms around her waist, Lexxi delivers a German Suplex but decides not to go for the pin attempt. Instead she stomps her again to the stomach and taunts her and the crowd. She allows Anna to slowly get to her feet before kicking her and hitting the LexPlex for the pin attempt.
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Lexxi screams at Pollo to count faster. Anna rolls over onto her stomach and Lexxi gets a gleam in her eye. She gets up and backs into a corner and motions to the crowd that she’s going to kick Anna’s head off. The champion gets up on her hands and knees and Lexxi rushes forward and tries to punt her head off. Anna manages to roll out of the way and somehow gets to her feet as Lexxi turns around. The champion goes for a kick, but Lexxi grabs it. She mocks Anna with the L on her forehead and yells “you’re such a loser!” She’s so busy taunting her opponent that she doesn’t even see the Enzuigiri kick coming and takes it flush to the side of the head. Anna is too hurt to follow up and both women lie prone on the mat as Pollo administers the count.
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Lexxi is the first to get to her feet, she tries to clothesline Anna as she rises but Anna ducks and hits a series of Muai Thai kicks followed up by a leaping uppercut done while shouting “Shoryuken!”. Anna hits a standing moonsault and goes for the pin.
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Anna quickly gets up signals that she to the crowd that this is it. She begins stomping on the mat. Lexxi slowly gets to her feet but just manages to see Anna going for the Boomerfly Kick in time to get out of the way and counter with a round house kick of her own. Anna falls to a knee and Lexxi goes for The H8rmin8r but the lights suddenly go off.
When the lights come back up, Lexxi looks around unsure what just happened. She turns around to find Anna standing there picking her nose, which she then smears on Lexxi’s face. Lexxi takes a step back in disgust and looks like she’s about to throw up but before she can retaliate Anna catches her with a Heart Kick. She grabs Lexxi before she can fall, spins her around and hits a victory start drop but instead of going for the pin transitions the move into a choke. Lexxi tries to fight it but to no avail. After just a few seconds she taps out and Popcorn Pollo calls for the bell.
DR. SCREAM: HERE’S YOUR WINNER AND STILL YOUR ESTREL MEDAL CHAMPION, ANNA MATTHEWS!
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Post by ISM Office on Jun 16, 2016 14:44:51 GMT
DR. SCREAM: THIS MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A THIRTY MINUTE TIME LIMIT AND IS FOR THE POLLOMANIA TWIN EGG CHAMPIONSHIP TITLES! INTRODUCING FIRST THE CHALLENGERS...
"O Canada" begins playing and Tiger and Brutus walk out onto entry way with Charlotte O’Neal trailing behind and Holly on Brutus’ shoulders waving around a hockey stick. Tiger drops to one knee on the stage and flips off the crowd while Brutus stands behind him. As they walk down to the ring Tiger stops repeated to threaten fans with the back of his hand.
DR. SCREAM: AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY TWO POUNDS... TIGER MASK RED! HOLLY GUACAMOLE! THEY ARE THE EMBASSY ELITE!
Tiger jumps up onto the apron, springboards of the top rope and rolls into the middle of the ring up to one knee where he once again flips off the crowd. Meanwhile Brutus lifts Holly from his shoulders and places her on the apron, as she bends over to go between the middle and top rope she wiggles her bottom at the camera. Brutus then jumps on the apron and steps over the ropes. He stands menacing behind Tiger while Holly skips around the ring waving her hockey stick around, before handing it who exits the ring and does to stand with Charlotte.
DR. SCREAM: THEIR OPPONENTS... THE CHAMPIONS! AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY SEVEN HUMAN POUNDS! MAKING THEIR SECOND DEFENSE OF THE TITLES! ZARGNAX! ALGIE! STARSHIP MADNESS!
“The Day The Earth Stood Still Soundtrack” by Bernard Herrmann begins playing, green and white lights begin flashing and soon afterwards, the giant egg opens up, allowing for smoke to pour out. Zargnax arrogantly descends onto the stage via the rockets on his feet, soon followed by Algie who hesitantly steps through the smoke. Zargnax yells at her to follow him, as he strides down the ramp and into the ring, which she does. Once in the ring, Algie climbs one of the turnbuckles to pose, but Zargnax pulls her down and explains to her how everyone in the audience are human and stupid and shouldn’t be pandered to.
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFER--
Tiger Mask Red and Holly Guacamole act like they're going to jump Zargnax and Algie, but the champs turn around and stop them dead in their tracks. Tiger backs off and tells Holly to start the match against Algie, who is Zargnax's choice to start also. The bell sounds and Holly kicks Algie in the stomach and gingerly grabs her head and slams it into the turnbuckle! She grabs Algie again and whips her across the ring into the opposite set of turnbuckles! Algie bounces out after hitting hard and Guacamole school girls her!
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Holly gets up and tags in Tiger Mask Red, who locks in a single arm chickenwing and begins clubbing away at Algie's chest! He yanks her up to her feet and tags Holly back in, he keeps the chickenwing applied as Guacamole sizes her up and levels her with a big chop! Algie goes tumbling away and Holly runs up, hands around her throat and backs her into the corner where she begins choking away! Popcorn Pollo calls for the break, but she snarls at him! Pollo backs off, but then hops on Holly's back and drags her off that way - telling her not to slam him on the mat or this match will be over quickly!
MANDARIN: Popcorn Pollo is the finest official we have!
BASTIAN KRULL: Any reason you don't like Smalltooth Jones?
MANDARIN: He doesn't make me laugh as much as Pollo does, no beef.
Holly falls down to her knees to let Pollo down, and Algie uses this chance to dropkick her! Holly falls to the mat and Algie pulls her right back up and applies the iron claw! The claw is held firmly and Algie drags Holly across the ring to her corner where she tags in Zargnax. The crowd pops, and Zargnax tells them to shut up as he grabs Guacamole and suplexes her up... and finishes with a body slam! He follows it up with a leg drop, then bounces off the ropes and drops his body weight on her with a senton! He covers!
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Zargnax argues about it, telling Pollo he should remove the ropes. When Pollo does comply, Zargnax drags Holly away from the ropes and applies or tries to apply a spinning toe hold, Zargnax's exo suit stops working after Holly kicks him in the face once. She repeatedly boots the chest where his actual body is, and this seems to disrupt the suit a bit. Guacamole gets up and somersaults past Zargnax and tags in Tiger Mask Red. Red is licking his chops as he gets in the ring with a helpless Zargnax, taking his time sizing up the alien and telling him all the things he's going to do to him for lighting his face on fire at the last season finale. Tiger points to Algie and tells her to watch this as he goes to grab Zargnax.
BASTIAN KRULL: IRON CLAW!
Zargnax cackles as only Zargnax can as he forces Tiger Mask down to his knees and asks him what he was saying... Holly pretends to climb into the ring drawing the ire of Algie, who makes the mistake of jumping in. Pollo goes to prevent her from doing so and Guacamole hops in and hoofs Zargnax in the nuts!
MANDARIN: Hahaha! Silly human!
Zargnax still has the hold applied and looks at her curiously, Holly's eyes widen and he nonchalantly tells her "it's an exo-suit" and she frowns and leaps onto his back! Zargnax tries to shake her loose while keeping the claw hold applied. Finally, Zargnax kicks Tiger Mask in the chest to knock him down for a bit while he grabs Holly and slams her to the mat! Algie is raring to get back into the match and Zargnax hesitates.
YES! YES! YES!
Zargnax tags her in and Algie double underhooks Holly's arms and suplexes her across the ring! She climbs up to the top rope and leaps off with a diving crossbody directed at Holly, but takes out Tiger Mask Red instead! Zargnax grabs Holly and Algie covers TMR!
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Algie gets pushed off and Holly breaks free, but the CHOKESLAM FROM THE OTHERWORLD hoists Holly up from across the ring and slams her into the mat! Algie grabs Tiger and scoop slams him! Or tries to... Tiger slips out the backdoor and hooks her for the Tiger suplex but she breaks free, goes behind and locks in the double chickenwing of her own and CEREBRO LOCK! Tiger Mask cries out in pain as Holly gets to her feet and attacks Algie who is sent to the floor! Zargnax climbs into the ring and goes after Holly, who makes him do a few laps to get to her. He finally does and looks to give her some Cryoskeletal Infrasplicing (Full Nelson Slam), but Tiger smashes him from behind! Algie climbs into the ring and gets on Tiger's back, wrapping her tentacles all around him and choking him out! Popcorn Pollo tries to break it up as she isn't the legal participant and Zargnax turns around into a shot from his very own title belt! Holly drops him with the belt! She chucks it aside and pushes her brother so he and Algie tumble out of the ring and leaps on top of Zargnax!
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Holly leaps to her feet in celebration and skips around the ring several times before being handed her half of the Twin Egg titles, the one she just cracked Zargnax with! Tiger Mask Red slides in and joins his Embassy friends in the celebration. He talks a bit of trash to Zargnax before rolling him out of the ring, and Algie catches him before he falls. Tiger Mask Red stands tall, the first person to hold two different championship titles in Pollomania.
MANDARIN: I cannot believe it!
BASTIAN KRULL: This win did not come without shenanigans, but of course such occurred with the Embassy. It's become a staple of them.
The ring appears to make a belching noise and Algie yanks Zargnax away from the ring skirt, but he still appears to be anything but with it. Algie picks him up and with the help of a stage hand carries him to the back.
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Post by ISM Office on Jun 16, 2016 14:47:55 GMT
We cut to the back where Ursula Areano is laid out with plenty of backstage workers attending to her.
STAGE HAND #1: What happened here?
STAGE HAND #2: I don't know! We just found her here like this a minute ago!
STAGE HAND #3: I saw her maybe ten minutes ago getting some water bottles from the cafeteria and she seemed fine!
STAGE HAND #1: Anyone see anybody suspicious?
STAGE HAND #2: Didn't see a thing.
- CUT BACK TO RINGSIDE -
BASTIAN KRULL: Doesn't look like she'll be joining us for the main event unfortunately. A title shot she earned by making three successful defenses of the Pollo Estrel Medal!
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Post by ISM Office on Jun 16, 2016 14:48:35 GMT
The opening chords of Chingon's “Cuka Rocka” announce the arrival of La Cucaracha, inspiring sounds of approval and slight indifference amongst the Pollomania faithful. The egg cracks open and a moment later, La Cucaracha scrambles out, one of her own t-shirts over her ring gear and an undisclosed item under one arm, prompting another chorus of approval and indifference. She reveals the mystery item to be an Official Pollomania La Cucaracha foam cockroach(with hissing feature), as she dashes to the tractor and climbs to the seat. Holding the foam cockroach to the sky she screams “ONLY $29.99!” before throwing the contractually mandated freebie to the rabid fans. Gracelessly jumping from the tractor back to the stage, she attempts a spin for the sake of showmanship, but lands awkwardly and only at the last second stops herself from falling off the stage completely. From there, the Canadian luchadora begins her walk to the ring, occasionally putting her hands together to make an unrecognizable roach outline. Some fans mimic the gesture, while others glare at the Wrestle-Pest in confusion and irritation. Once at the ring ropes, La Cucaracha removes her official Pollomania La Cucaracha t-shirt and casually pitches it over her shoulder to the crowd. She then steps through the ring ropes, sprinting to a far corner and climbing to the second turnbuckle, once again giving the Pollomania faithful her roach hand signal that no one can seem to duplicate. La Cucaracha points to someone in the crowd, seemingly for no reason, before jumping back to the mat and awaiting the opening bell.
BASTIAN KRULL: He's turning over a new leaf with a new theme song!
The ska horns of Backyard Superheroes' 'Average Guy' echo across the Pollo Hall speakers as the egg cracks and Jason Orion steps out, arms held aloft. The short but sweet wrestler then begins to walk down to the ring, slapping hands as he goes, but otherwise being quite reserved. Once at ringside, he vaults onto the apron, then over the ropes, landing square in the centre of the mat. He then begins to limber up, hopping in place, until bell time – at which point he steps forward to offer his opponent a handshake. Cucaracha slightly shakes her head and Orion backs off.
DR. SCREAM: HEY!
The crowd yells hey back.
DR. SCREAM: THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! TO BE FOUGHT TO ONE FALL WITH A THIRTY MINUTE TIME LIMIT AND IS FOR THE SUPREMO CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD AND THE GOLDEN EGG CHAMPIONSHIP! THE WINNER WILL BECOME DOUBLE CHAMPION! INTRODUCING FIRST THE GOLDEN EGG CHAMPION!
A good pop for Cucaracha.
DR. SCREAM: SHE WEIGHS IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY NINE POUNDS! FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO! MAKING HER THIRD DEFENCE OF THE GOLDEN EGG CHAMPIONSHIP... LA CUCARACHA!
She holds up her belt proudly and tells Orion she'll have another to put on her shoulder when this is all said and done.
DR. SCREAM: HER OPPONENT IS THE SUPREMO CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! HE WEIGHS IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS! FROM GARY, IND--
Scream stops and covers his microphone.
DR. SCREAM: Really dude? I stopped there once to use a bathroom and a cop gave me a Gatorade bottle and told me to get on my way.
Orion tries not to laugh, but nods.
DR. SCREAM: GARY, INDIANA! MAKING HIS SECOND DEFENCE OF THE SUPREMO CHAMPIONSHIP... JASON ORION!
Orion walks right up to Cucaracha and puts the belt in her face. The two are separated by stage hands.
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE FOR THIS BOUT IS SMALLTOOTH JONES!
Title belts are handed off, stage hands exit and Jones checks both champion and challenger over.
BASTIAN KRULL: We hope to get some word back shortly on what happened to Ursula Areano or what condition she is in. She's been rushed to the hospital after stage hands found her laid out in the back.
MANDARIN: At least she didn't get sucked under the ring!
Smalltooth Jones calls for the bell and La Cucaracha and Jason Orion lock-up with Orion doing a quick go behind and applying a hammerlock. Cucaracha counters this into one of her own, but Orion applies a three quarter facelock and backflips over. He lands behind Cuca, grabs her in a rear waistlock and tries to pick her up off her feet. Cucaracha blocks it and does another standing switch and then tries to run Orion into the ropes and roll him back into a pin, but the Supremo Champion hangs on and Cucaracha rolls backwards and gets to her feet and we've got ourselves a good ol' indy standoff. The two of them lock-up once more and Orion applies a standing side headlock and just wrenches it in, Cucaracha tries to fight her way out of it and eventually opts to try and suplex Orion... he backflips and kicks her in the stomach as she turns around. He reapplies the side headlock!
BASTIAN KRULL: And moves like that show you why he's a champion.
Cucaracha shoots Orion off the ropes, but gets shoulderblocked down to the mat on the return. Orion hits the ropes again, but Cucaracha turns her body and tries to monkey flip Orion... HE LANDS ON HIS FEET! Cucaracha kips up and tries for a flying forearm, but hits the ropes. She bounces out and Orion goes for a hip toss! COUNTERED! Cucaracha tries a hip toss! BLOCKED! Orion knees her in the gut to double her over... SUNSET FLIP!
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Orion pulls Cucaracha to her feet and tries to back her into the ropes, but she flips the script on him and throws him against the ropes and begins lighting his world on fire with knife edge chops! Cucaracha turns to hit the opposite ropes as Orion staggers out... she runs in... HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN! Orion hits the mat and retreats to the corner... Cucaracha charges, but Orion moves out of the way. Cucaracha hits hard and stumbles out, but Orion dropkicks her right back into the corner! He climbs onto the middle rope and raises his fist.
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Cucaracha grabs him and looks poised to powerbomb him, but Orion tries to turn it into a hurracanrana... Cucaracha hangs on, bringing him back up for a powerbo-Orion dives down! Sunset flip! POWERBOMB!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
The Code Red, sunset flip powerbomb connects on Cucaracha and Orion holds for the cover...
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An audible "WHAT!?" is heard as Orion gets up in a hurry, tripping over Cucaracha as he questions Smalltooth Jones. Jones shows him two fingers and Orion walks away shaking his head. Cucaracha jawbreakers him! Orion doesn't fall down, but staggers right into a drop toe hold from Cucaracha. She quickly climbs back to her feet and positions herself on the second rope... lining Orion up just right... ELBOW D-NOBODY HOME! Orion rolls away and stumbles to his feet... SLING BLADE BY CUCARACHA!
MANDARIN: Oh my! The elbow drop missed, but the sling blade sure didn't!
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It's Cucaracha's turn to argue with Jones, who shoves the two fingers in her face. She slaps them away and turns toward Orion, watching him get to his feet... she hits the ropes and charges forth looking for a high knee but Orion dodges it and sends her into the ropes. She stumbles back and Orion nails a jumping reverse bulldog or Zig-Zag. Orion contemplates a pin, but with her in perfect position, he heads up onto the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a shooting star press! He hooks the leg!
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BASTIAN KRULL: Not moving her away from the ropes really cost him there!
MANDARIN: That would've been three!
Cucaracha rolls out of the ring to the floor while Orion gets back up to his feet and sees where she's gone. Cucaracha is pulling herself up to her feet when Orion slingshots himself over the top rope with a 720' corkscrew plancha! Cucaracha dives out of the way and Orion lands hard on the floor!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Cucaracha scrambles to her feet, grabbing Orion up and shoving him inside the ring between the ramp and the post. He rolls toward the center of the ring and Cucaracha ascends to the top turnbuckle... she waits eagerly for Orion to stumble to his feet and when he does... MISSILE DROPKICK! Cucaracha's kick sends him all the way back into the corner turnbuckle! She gets up quickly and drives a flying forearm into him and lets him teeter out of the corner. She leaps onto the second turnbuckle and... LUNGBLOWER! The Bug Zapper connects and Orion's head crashes against her knees! Upon impact, Orion rolls away onto the apron and seems to intentionally drop to the floor. Cucaracha is still attempting to recover herself, but lets out a very clear "fuck".
BASTIAN KRULL: Great in-ring awareness from the former El Vainillo. He can't lose the title out there.
MANDARIN: Oh baloney! Jason Orion was a fraud, Bastian Krull. He still is a fraud! He'll take whatever measure possible to win!
BASTIAN KRULL: That's a staple of Miss Cucaracha also.
MANDARIN: But La Cucaracha does not stand there and lie to our faces!
Cucaracha rolls out to the floor after Orion who grabs her by the tights and sends her into the runway! She hits hard and has her body half way on the runway. Orion looks around briefly before deciding to roll back inside the ring. He grabs the top rope and slingshots himself over with a 450 splash! Cucaracha gets hit perfectly, but slinks down off the runway onto the arena floor. Orion tries to grab her before she falls but to no avail. Orion tries to pull her up to her feet, but she is dead weight! A lightbulb goes off in Orion's head and he simply rolls back into the ring, Smalltooth Jones tells him he won't win the Golden Egg Championship by count out - he'll only retain his title. Orion is annoyed by this and climbs back outside, he grabs Cucaracha up in a rear waistlock and slings her up onto the apron then climbs up the steps and uses his feet to push her under the bottom ropes. She rolls to a stop in the centre of the ring and Orion looks like he wants to slingshot himself in, but looks at the runway like he wants to leap in. Orion shakes his head and leaps onto the top rope and does an impressive 540 corkscrew moonsault plancha into the ring...
BASTIAN KRULL: NOBODY HOME!
Orion lands hard, but not hard enough to keep him down. Cucaracha is still struggling to her feet when Orion runs at her. She ducks and Orion springboards off the middle rope, moonsaults over her and catches her in a reverse DDT position! Cucaracha grabs his head and flips herself back... BUG ZAPP-NO! Orion grabs the ropes and Cucaracha hits the mat! Orion stalks his challenger... BIG BO-NO! Cucaracha dodges it, but swings Orion around... KAFKA PLEX! The fisherman suplex into a neckbreaker is transitioned into a pin!
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Cucaracha gets up and tries to lock a sleeper hold on, even getting the hooks in as she leaps onto Orion's back! He tries to swing her off, but she's hanging on like it's an eight second ride at a rodeo. Orion finally backs up and slams her into the corner and she drops off his back. He tries to create some distance between the two, but she leaps up and tries for the Bug Zapper again! Orion absorbs some of the move as he backs up and slams her into the corner again and the two both fall to the mat. Jones begins his count...
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Both get up to their knees on opposite ends of the ring.
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Orion climbs underneath the middle rope and stands on the ring apron, Cucaracha springs to her feet and turns around as Orion soars through the air... HIGH ANGLE DROPKICK!
BASTIAN KRULL: Cucaracha just swatted him out of the air like a fly!
Orion lands with a thud and Cucaracha climbs out to the apron herself and leaps onto the top rope... RACHA RANA!
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Cucaracha is literally kicked off and Orion drags himself into the corner... Cucaracha turns and sees the opportunity... she charges across the ring looking for the Cannonball! She somersaults in the air and gets kicked in the back of the head with the Nebula Kick! Orion folds her up into a pin!
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Again, Cucaracha grabs the bottom rope. Orion rolls her backwards as he backs into the corner... Cucaracha groggily gets to her knees and Orion rushes out looking for his Short But Sweet front flip DDT. He gets up, but Cucaracha throws him forward. She kicks him in the gut and hooks the arms... STRAIGHTJACKET DDT! THE HISS OF DEATH! Orion crumples on top of Cucaracha and she rolls him over.
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Cucaracha cannot believe it! She gets up and pulls him away from the ropes. She takes a deep breath and climbs up top, Orion tries to cut her off but she rakes his eyes and slams his head off of the turnbuckle. He falls down to the mat and she stands up tall, nervous and reluctant... she readies herself...
MANDARIN: Could it be!?
BASTIAN KRULL: VERMINATOR!
It's sloppy as all hell, but she hits it! There's no real pin attempt, she's just out on top of him.
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The crowd pops huge for the title change as Dr. Scream hands both belts to Smalltooth Jones, he walks over and stands over Cucharacha with one in each hand. Cucaracha comes to and grabs both belts, hugging them tightly to her chest as she falls down to the mat. She rolls out onto the entrance runway and slowly gets to her feet raising both the Supremo title and the Golden Egg title high into the air! She falls to her knees clutching the titles to her chest once again before getting up to exit. Jason Orion lays inside the ring... the crowd begins a light chant...
ORION! ORION!
That grows louder and louder and then boos, lots of boos as Tiger Mask Red and Holly Guacamole walk down to the ring. Red gets inside the ring and walks a few laps around Orion, taunting him with his newly won tag team title belt. Red grabs Orion and restrains his arms, yelling at Holly to hit him with the belt but the crowd comes unglued when Algie rushes down to the ring with Zargnax in tow! Algie gets in and clobbers Holly, leading Tiger Mask Red to grab her! Zargnax gets in and clobbers Red from behind! The fans are at a fever pitch, counting along as Zargnax pounds away on Red. The Intergalactic Conqueror is clearly taken aback by the reaction to him, Holly climbs back into the ring with her hockey stick in hand and is about to smack Zargnax with it when Orion grabs it and then sends Holly over the top rope onto the runway. Zargnax grabs Tiger Mask Red and does the same to him! Zargnax turns expecting to find Algie standing behind him and does, but Jason Orion stands between them. Orion extends his hand and Zargnax looks at it, then at Algie, then at the crowd...
MANDARIN: LOOK OUT!
No, Algie doesn't attack Orion. The ring lights up from underneath and smoke begins pouring out! The ring rises up and Orion hops out onto the runway, Algie follows suit. Zargnax tries to, but the ring rises more as he gets to the apron. Orion orders some stage hands to join him and encourages Zargnax to jump... Zargnax readies himself and leaps off. The crowd of people below catches him and the the ring folds unto itself and the lights go out.
BASTIAN KRULL: ...
Suddenly, tubes begin lighting up... we see Mr. Crazy, Corinthian and everyone else who's been sucked under the ring. The tubes are all illuminated, then the main part of the 'body' lights up and a familiar voice echoes throughout the Pollo Hall.
HELLO! I AM THE ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT POLLO! HERE TO DESTROY YOU!
Fade to black.
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