Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2015 5:20:45 GMT
PERSONAL SECTION
NAME/ALIAS: El Presidente de los Estados Unidos
NICKNAMES: Prez, Slick Dick, Tricky Willy, El-Bummer, the Leader of the Free World
DATE OF BIRTH/AGE: Claims to have been born on July 4th, 1976
PLACE OF BIRTH/RESIDENCE: The Capitol of the Good Ol' US of A!
HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5' 11" and 209 lbs.
YEARS EXPERIENCE: Twelve years (or three terms in office, just like that guy in the wheelchair that married his cousin)
ALIGNMENT (FACE/TECNICO or HEEL/RUDO) Face, only Mexicans call themselves "technico" and he is definitely not Mexican
PIC BASE: Some dude in a suit and a Huracán Ramírez mask
RING ATTIRE/CASUAL WEAR: He dresses like some dude in a suit and a Huracán Ramírez mask! Yeesh, pay attention. He'll take the jacket off to wrestle. For casual events he'll sometimes wear a nice pastel polo shirt with khakis.
WRESTLING SECTION
WRESTLING STYLE: Lucha Libertarian
FINISHING MOVES - Anywhere from one to three moves that your wrestler may use to finish a match.
1. Air Force Juan (450 splash)
2. Bedtime for Bonzo/B4B (Cradle DDT)
SIGNATURE MOVES - Anywhere from four to eight moves that your wrestler may use to set-up their finisher(s).
1. Americano Uppercut (Diving European uppercut)
2. Compromising Position (Tarantula)
3. Prez-Plex (Wrist-clutch exploder suplex)
4. Sí Spin Zone (Sunset flip powerbomb)
5. Sweet Spangled Banner (Springboard superkick)
NORMAL MOVES - Anywhere from ten to twenty moves that your wrestler may use during the course of a match.
1. Bronco buster (usually with synchronized "U!S!A!" chants)
2. Discus leg drop
3. Dropkick
4. Hurricanrana
5. Knee lift
6. Monkey flip
7. Northern lights suplex
8. Plancha
9. Spinning heel kick
10. Standing moonsault
11. Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker
12. Tornado DDT
HISTORY SECTION
BIOGRAPHY: Rumor has it there once was a luchador named Pájaro de Presa who worked in various federations, mainly getting beaten up by rising stars. Eventually the authorities learned he was in the US illegally and threatened to deport him. In order to stay in the country, the luchador decide to present himself as American as he could. And who is more American than the President of the United States? If this is the case, it's a pretty stupid plan. Another possibility is that he really does think he's the President, which makes him crazy. Either way he bounced around the indies and now Pollomania is stuck with him. But at least he brought his voluptuous valet Miss Murrica with him!
CHAMPIONSHIPS/TOURNAMENTS: If he really is Pájaro de Presa he has won the PTC Tag Team Championship, the UWF Tag Team Championship, and the UWF Television Championship... and lost them all in his first defense.
MASKS/HAIR: He has never lost his mask in a match. Neither did Pájaro de Presa, mainly because no one cared what he looked like and it was impossible to humiliate him.
ENTRANCE SECTION
ENTRANCE THEME: "4th of July" by USA Gal
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION: As "4th of July" begins thumping, El Presidente de los Estados Unidos appears with Miss Murrica buoyantly waving the stars and stripes behind him! He slap hands the fans as he approaches the ring, pausing to kiss babies and hug their mothers for a wee bit too long to be proper, before sliding under the bottom rope. He climbs the turnbuckles and gives a patriotic salute to the people as Miss Murrica lays the flag down on the canvas. Then El Presidente frog splashes onto Old Glory and begins dry-humping away, showing how much he loves his country! Once he is satisfied, the Leader of the Free World crawls over to his corner while Miss Murrica gathers up the flag and heads out of the ring.