Post by Pollo Estrel! on Jun 5, 2016 5:39:12 GMT
The camera finds El Hombre Loco, Enmascarado, better known simply as That Masked Guy, sitting behind the burnt announce table, alone in Estrel's studio. He shakes his head before turning to the camera.
TMG: All I wanted to do was put on a great show for you, the Pollomania faithful. Instead I find myself having to clean up messes and put out more than a few fires. (Point to the still smoldering table) Pun intended in this case. Of course I have only myself to blame for a lot of what happened on the show, but even I didn't realize how crazy things would get.
He gets up and walks around the table and motions for the camera to follow him out of the studio and towards the backdoor.
TMG:First, allow me to congratulate Anna Matthews once again on winning the battle royal and becoming Estrel Medal Champion. I hope you enjoy spending the $250,000 to pimp out your TARDIS, or whatever you Time Lords use to fly around through time and space, but there's no rest for the wicked. When I sold the Pollo family on the Estrel Medal concept, I intended for it to be a fighting person's championship, much like the Intercontinental and Television Titles were in my youth, so you're going to defend it at Pollomania's season finale, "Finger Lickin' Fun".
He stops to shake his head and rub the bridge of his masked face. That Masked Guy turns to look at the camera and you can tell he's not happy about what he has to say.
TMG: And your opponent will be... Lexxi D. Vine! Personally, I can't stand the girl, and I've spent half the day telling her and her "Daddy" where they can stick their money and their threats of a lawsuit, but young Ms. Vine proved that despite being a heartless, no good bitch, she's a hell of a competitor. Besides, she was the last person to be eliminated from the battle royal and if my math is right, she managed to make the most eliminations of the match, even if one of them was a young man with terminal cancer. So keep this short and sweet, Lexxi, so even you can understand, this is your one chance at the Medal; if you don't win, then you can cry yourself all the way back to Lion's Road and ride your tag team partner's coattails to stardom for all I care.
TMG: This brings me to my second announcement. There will not be any episode of Pollo Estrel next week. Yes I know, we just got back from a six week hiatus or whatever length it really was, but I'm going to break the 4th wall for a moment and tell you that I'll be busy writing RPs all next week and won't have time to work on the show. So we will be back on June 24th, barring any further issues. On that show there needs to be a new number one contender to face whoever wins between Matthews and Vine, so also at "Finger Lickin' Fun" there will be a match to fill that void. Since Hammerstein is already facing Keith Skyfire, I'm officially making it a Estrel Medal Number One Contender's Match, but to make things interesting, and just in case Skyfire doesn't show up like he did today, I'm adding a third participant. Joining them in that match will be none other than Pollomania's latest signee, Angel Kash!
He starts walking again and finally reaches the back door. He turns to face the camera one last time.
TMG: I wish all the competitors the best of luck, let the best man or woman win. Now if you'll excuse me, I've off to visit a sick young man. We both going to drown away our sorrows with cake and ice cream and watch a Star Wars marathon. Tristan, I'll see you soon, buddy.
With that he walks out the door and the scene cuts to black as the door slams shut.
TMG: All I wanted to do was put on a great show for you, the Pollomania faithful. Instead I find myself having to clean up messes and put out more than a few fires. (Point to the still smoldering table) Pun intended in this case. Of course I have only myself to blame for a lot of what happened on the show, but even I didn't realize how crazy things would get.
He gets up and walks around the table and motions for the camera to follow him out of the studio and towards the backdoor.
TMG:First, allow me to congratulate Anna Matthews once again on winning the battle royal and becoming Estrel Medal Champion. I hope you enjoy spending the $250,000 to pimp out your TARDIS, or whatever you Time Lords use to fly around through time and space, but there's no rest for the wicked. When I sold the Pollo family on the Estrel Medal concept, I intended for it to be a fighting person's championship, much like the Intercontinental and Television Titles were in my youth, so you're going to defend it at Pollomania's season finale, "Finger Lickin' Fun".
He stops to shake his head and rub the bridge of his masked face. That Masked Guy turns to look at the camera and you can tell he's not happy about what he has to say.
TMG: And your opponent will be... Lexxi D. Vine! Personally, I can't stand the girl, and I've spent half the day telling her and her "Daddy" where they can stick their money and their threats of a lawsuit, but young Ms. Vine proved that despite being a heartless, no good bitch, she's a hell of a competitor. Besides, she was the last person to be eliminated from the battle royal and if my math is right, she managed to make the most eliminations of the match, even if one of them was a young man with terminal cancer. So keep this short and sweet, Lexxi, so even you can understand, this is your one chance at the Medal; if you don't win, then you can cry yourself all the way back to Lion's Road and ride your tag team partner's coattails to stardom for all I care.
TMG: This brings me to my second announcement. There will not be any episode of Pollo Estrel next week. Yes I know, we just got back from a six week hiatus or whatever length it really was, but I'm going to break the 4th wall for a moment and tell you that I'll be busy writing RPs all next week and won't have time to work on the show. So we will be back on June 24th, barring any further issues. On that show there needs to be a new number one contender to face whoever wins between Matthews and Vine, so also at "Finger Lickin' Fun" there will be a match to fill that void. Since Hammerstein is already facing Keith Skyfire, I'm officially making it a Estrel Medal Number One Contender's Match, but to make things interesting, and just in case Skyfire doesn't show up like he did today, I'm adding a third participant. Joining them in that match will be none other than Pollomania's latest signee, Angel Kash!
He starts walking again and finally reaches the back door. He turns to face the camera one last time.
TMG: I wish all the competitors the best of luck, let the best man or woman win. Now if you'll excuse me, I've off to visit a sick young man. We both going to drown away our sorrows with cake and ice cream and watch a Star Wars marathon. Tristan, I'll see you soon, buddy.
With that he walks out the door and the scene cuts to black as the door slams shut.