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Post by ISM Office on May 19, 2016 19:39:59 GMT
The first sound Pollomania fans hear directly after the fireworks, is a pop-punk riff, which soon leads into the chords of Simple Plan's 'Promise'. The Pollo Hall's questions as to whether this new theme song heralds the arrival of a debuting superstar are answered when, a moment later, a familiar face comes out of the slowly-cracking egg.
Pollomania Supremo Champion Jason Orion, formerly the masked man known as El Vainillo, is met with a distinctly mixed reaction as he steps out onto the ramp, belt slung around his shoulder.his departure from the norm does not seem to faze him, however, and he acknowledges the fans' feelings through a rueful, apologetic grin. Similarly, he does not try to play up to the crowd as he usually would, instead simply giving the odd understated wave now and then.
Bastian Krull: The Pollomania Supremo Champion is starting us off here tonight, but the crowd don't seem quite as warm to him as they normally are...
Mandarin: As to be expected, Bastian Krull! The man lied!
Bastian Krull: But he didn't technically break any rules - Constellation Owlsome did not win the Twin Egg titles!
Jason reaches ringside, and politely requests a microphone from the nearby Dr. Scream. A moment later, he is stepping through the ropes and taking to the centre of the ring, where he pauses for a moment to look up at the crowd. The fans in attendance continue to give the same mixed reaction as before, with one camp firmly willing to forgive Jason and the other not quite so convinced. Both halves, however, give the Champion space as he begins to talk:
Jason Orion: So...I guess I owe you guys an apology.
An even stronger mixed reaction greets these words, bringing a smirk to the Champion's face.
Jason Orion: I know. I know what it's like to have your trust broken. I know what it's like to find out that someone isn't who they appear to be, that someone isn't who they said they were. Believe me. I know how you guys feel.
The reaction grows, if possible, even louder.
Mandarin: Does he really think he can just appease them like that?! What a fool!
Jason powers through the mixed cheers and boos as he continues:
Jason Orion: And that's why I'm going to start off by saying...I'm sorry. I'm sorry I tricked Pollomania officials into thinking me and El Vainillo were different people. I'm sorry I disappointed my Latino fans by disrespecting their culture. And most of all...
The Vanilla Midget pauses a moment, as something appears to catch in his throat.
Jason Orion: ...most of all, I'm sorry to you. My long time fans. My Monkey Nation. There's an old-school reference for ya...!
Jason smiles as a chuckle emanates from a section of long-time fans who understand the reference. Once the laughter has died down, Jason continues:
Jason Orion: I'm sorry that you had to see me at my worst. I'm sorry you had to see me go against everything I've ever told my fans. I'm sorry you saw me not practicing what I preached. I let you guys down, and trust me, I feel awful for it.
Mandarin: "Trust" him? ELL OH ELL!
Jason Orion: And trust me, I know there's really no excuse for what I've done. But I still hope you guys will at least give me a minute to explain myself.
The fans seem agreeable to this, so Jason continues:
Jason Orion: Thanks, guys. See, the reason I did what I did was...
The Midget pauses a moment, apparently to compose himself once more.
Mandarin: Oh, spare us the theatrics.
When Jason speaks again, his voice is slightly choked up and wavery:
Jason Orion: Have you ever wanted to just...run away? Hide? Not be yourself? Have you ever wanted to just...start over?
The same mixed reaction arises, which Jason talks right over:
Jason Orion: Now let's say you had a chance to do just that. Leave your past behind. Become someone else. Have a clean slate. Wouldn't you take it?
The more subdued response from the crowd indicates the Midget got them thinking. Jason nods, satisfied, before continuing:
Jason Orion: Exactly! See? You guys get it. I had a chance to start over new, and I took it. Simple as that.
The Supremo Champion pauses briefly, for effect, before dropping an impacting question:
Jason Orion: Now, was it right for me to do so?
He gives the crowd a moment to react, then answers the question himself:
Jason Orion: Heck no! Of course not!
The first fully positive reaction of the night arises at these words from the Champ. Jason's grin widens, his tone rising as he begins to pace around the ring:
Jason Orion: See, that's what I realized! I realized that turning your back on your past means turning your back on who you are. Turning your back on the people who love you...who used to love you. When you walk away from your past, you walk away from them. You disrespect them. And you disrespect the person that you used to be.
The Pollo Hall has reverted to a respectful silence at this point, which the Champion takes advantage of. Turning to the hard camera, Jason points a finger out as he continues:
Jason Orion: Tiger Mask... I have to hand it to you. At Cinco de Mayo, you were the bigger man. You exposed me in front of thousands of Pollomania fans, and you got your revenge on me for taking your belt. What you don't know, though...
Jason pauses for effect once again.
Jason Orion: ...what you don't know is that you also did me a favor. You did what I didn't have the courage to do myself.
Another second's pause, then the Midget concludes:
Jason Orion: Tiger...at Cinco de Mayo...you set me free. And for that, I thank you.
The stunned silence continues to reign over the Pollo Hall as the Vanilla Midget looks up at the stands once again:
Jason Orion: As for you guys... I just hope you can forgive me.
The mixed reaction immediately returns, prompting Jason to add:
Jason Orion: I know... I know. It won't be easy. And I don't expect you to do it right away. I just hope...
Another pause as the Midget once again composes himself.
Jason Orion: ...I just hope I can win back your trust. I just hope I can prove to you guys that I am still... will always be... your Champion.
With this, and after holding his Supremo Championship up to emphasize his point, Jason quietly leaves the ring, still under the same mixed reaction. The fans are still divided as the Supremo Champion steps back through the curtain and the feed cuts back to the announce table.
Bastian Krull: This of course leads us into tonight's big match as La Cucharacha puts her Golden Egg Championship on the line for only the second time, but once again against D.C. Wiland. It's a ladder match which is the first of its kind here in Pollomania, and there is a shot at the man we just saw out here on the line. Stay tuned.
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Post by ISM Office on May 19, 2016 19:49:56 GMT
DR. SCREAM: THIS OPENING CONTEST FOR WHOLE LOTTA ROACHES IS TO BE FOUGHT TO ONE FALL WITH A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT AND IS FOR THE POLLO ESTREL MEDAL!
Pop! As the opening strains of “Violent and Funky” by Infectious Grooves plays, the graphic ‘Straight Outta Whynot’ appears on the POLLOVISION. Smoke/fog begins to bellow from the egg. Jacob Hammerstein bounds through the smoke, ala the Shockmaster. The crowd roars in laughter as 'The Hammer' gets to his feet, coughing and waving the smoke away. 'The Hammer gets his swagger back and heads down the ramp, wearing black wrestling boots, black below-the-knee cargo shorts, and his trademark 'Straight Outta Whynot' sleeveless t-shirt. Hammerstein fist bumps with some of the fans on his way to the ring. He tries to run and slide under the bottom rope but can't get the height, so he crashes into the ring apron and flops to the floor. Jacob quickly gets to his feet, no selling the embarrassing flop. He picks up his shades, wipes them off, and puts them back on before walking up the ring steps and entering the ring
DR. SCREAM: INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER! HE WEIGHS IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY SEVEN POUNDS! HAMMERSTEIN!
Hammerstein tries to jump up onto the second turnbuckle, but can't make it, so he plays one foot on the bottom turnbuckle and the other on the second before throwing up both arms in a show of confidence of victory.
DR. SCREAM: HIS OPPONENT! WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE POUNDS! DEFENDING HER CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE THIRD AND FINAL TIME! THE CURRENT, REIGNING AND DEFENDING POLLO ESTREL MEDAL HOLDER! URSULA AREANO!
Evanescence's “Weight of the World” blares over the sound system and Ursula Areano comes out of the egg wearing the Pollo Estrel Medal. She reaches the ramp, raises her arms basking in the shower pyro that rains down on her. She walks down the length of the ramp, swinging both her hips and her arms. She enters the ring and walks over to the ropes, standing on the bottom rope and bending over to smile at the fans in the first few rows. She then gets off the ropes and hands the medal to the referee before walking to one side of the ring and blowing a kiss to the crowd. The bell sounds and Hammerstein reaches out and asks for a fist bump. Ursula obliges and shakes her head as Hammerstein starts dancing in the ring and playing to the crowd like he’s hit a big maneuver.
MANDARIN: What is he doing???
He asks to shake her hand and Ursula, confused by this nonsense, shakes his hand. Hammerstein bends down and kisses her hand. She tries to pull back in revulsion but this causes him to stumble into her and rolls through with her into a school boy pin attempt.
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BASTIAN KRULL: Holy crap! He almost got her!
Ursula rolls away and gets right up to her feet; the shocked expression on her face says it all. Even Hammerstein, sitting on the floor, seems shocked that he almost won the Estrel Medal like that. He climbs to his feet and audibly can be heard apologizing. He extends his hand again but this time Ursula grabs it and whips him across the ring. She attempts a hip toss but can’t flip her bigger opponent. Instead Hammerstein counters and hip tosses her to the mat. He stands there dumbfounded for a moment and doesn’t follow up in time before Ursula gets back to her feet and rushes at him with an attempted clothesline. Hammerstein ducks and when Ursula turns around grabs her by the face and kisses her on the lips. The crowd pops!
MANDARIN: Is that how you humans show affection, Bastian Krull?! That's disgusting!
Hammerstein smile at the audience as he turns back to Ursula, his expression changes as he sees the angry look on her face. Ursula lets out a primal scream and begins attacking Hammerstein with a series of punches. Hammerstein stumbles backwards into the corner. Ursula mounts the middle rope and begins raining down with punches as the crowd counts along.
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BASTIAN KRULL: A perfect ten! Editor's Note: Tye Dillinger would be proud. Editor's Note #2: I had no idea he was Gavin Spears. Weird.
Ursula jumps down from the middle rope and side steps Hammerstein as he steps out of the corner. He points in the air and yells “Check please!” before flopping face down to the mat, ala a certain “Nature Boy”. Ursula rolls him over and goes for the pin.
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She pulls him up to his feet and pulls him towards the corner. She mounts the middle rope and puts him in a front face lock before jumping in the air and hitting a Tornado DDT. She goes to the far corner, runs out and hits a handspring into a splash and goes for the pin.
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Frustrated now, she climbs to the top rope.
BASTIAN KRULL: She can't let her emotions get the better of her - there's a Supremo title shot on the line!
As Hammerstein gets to his feet she dives off looking for a double knee strike but he somehow sidesteps it and swats her out of the air. As Ursula lays there in pain, Hammerstein waves a finger in their face and says “No no no. Not in my house. HA! HA! HA!” He picks her up and body slams her in the corner before mounting the middle rope. He bounces a few times before hitting a Vader Bomb and goes for the pin.
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MANDARIN: Oh my Darammu! Everyone thought it was over!
Unperturbed, Hammerstein sits her up in the corner and goes to the opposite one. He rushes forward going for the Cannonball but trips over his own feet in the middle of the ring. He quickly gets up on his knees and yells to the crowd “Don’t worry, I’m fine!” Meanwhile Ursula has made it to her feet. Hammerstein charges in with a Stinger splash, but Ursula moves just in time and he eats the top turnbuckle for his efforts. He turns around and Ursula hits the Fist of Fury, all but knocking him out. She quickly climbs to the top rope. She waves to the crowd before hitting Death From Above and goes for the pin.
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MANDARIN: It is now!
Jones calls for the bell. He hands Ursula the medal and raises her hand. She shows if off to the crowd one last time before handing it back to Jones, knowing this was her last defense and that she must surrender the medal. She waves to the crowd one last time before leaving the ring.
BASTIAN KRULL: There she goes - the next contender for the Supremo Championship after tonight's winner of the ladder match.
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Post by ISM Office on May 19, 2016 19:55:13 GMT
Camera comes into focus on That Masked Guy standing outside a door with the logo for the Canadian Embassy on it.
TMG: Hello Pollomaniacs, I’m here outside the private box of the Canadian Embassy Misfits. I’m going to see if I can get a word with them right now.
He knocks on the door and it’s quickly opened. That Masked Guy takes a step back shocked as a man in an ant mask and a black suit answers the door
TMG: True North Ant! What are you doing here?
TNA: None of your business, Loco! What do you want?
That Masked Guy starts sputtering a response, when Angus Stewart places a hand on True North Ant’s shoulder and steps in front of him.
Stewart: Mr. Ant, that is not how we treat a fellow Canadian. Mr. Loco, please come on in.
Angus Stewart leads That Masked Guy into the room, where we find Tiger Mask Red sitting comfortably on a couch with his arms draped around the shoulders of Charlotte O’Neal and Holly Guacamole. Brutus Smith sits near them on a love seat all to himself. They are surrounded by several other people, all partying and having a great time. Tiger rises as he sees That Masked Guy enter.
Tiger: LOCO! Good to see you, man (throwing an arm around him). Here, (he snaps his fingers and an attendant brings a tray with glasses of champagne) have a drink.
TMG: Don’t mind if I do. (He takes the glass and quickly takes a sip before anyone can take the glass away from him) Now I promise not to take up too much of your time. It would appear you’re all in a very celebratory mood this evening.
Tiger: That’s right, Loco. Just a few weeks ago I proved to the world that El Vainillo was really Jason Orion when I beat him in the Mexican Death Match and forced him to take off his mask, so tonight we’re going to party and watch our good friend D.C. Wiland win the Golden Egg Championship.
The whole room cheers, while the Chicago crowd can be heard booing.
TMG: Ok, that leads me to my first question. It’s already been announced that the winner of tonight’s ladder match between La Cucaracha and D.C. Wiland not only will become the Undisputed Golden Egg Champion, but will also become the new number one contender for the Supremo Championship. Since AIPollo has decided not to give you another shot at Orion, despite your recent victory over him, what’s next for you and the Canadian Embassy Misfits?
Tiger: Hey Holly, come over here. (She jumps up off the couch and joins them, Tiger puts an arm around her shoulder). You see my kid sister here? Two weeks ago she showed me a level of aggression that I never thought she had in her and despite the fact that she lost to Ursula Areano, she really impressed me.
He turns and looks at his sister.
Tiger: I realize that I haven’t been the best big brother in the world to you, but that’s about to change. Now as the whole world saw, you were injured during your match with Areano but you’ve got an announcement to make.
Holly: (smiles mischievously) That’s right, my doctor told me that I will be cleared to wrestle in a couple of weeks. This means that you can all expect to see Holly Guacamole back in a Pollomania ring very, very soon.
Tiger: And when she does, I’m going to do everything in my power to help her become a champion.
Holly squeals with delight and throws her arms around him, kissing him on the cheek.
TMG: How exactly are you going to do that?
Tiger: You’ll find out soon enough. For now, why don’t you join the party? We’re getting ready to watch the Twin Eggs Title match.(He snaps his fingers and a couple of ladies come over and grab That Masked Guy by the arms and start leading him over to the bar)
TMG: Gee, I hope my wife’s not watching. Bastian, Mandarin, back to you!
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Post by ISM Office on May 19, 2016 19:58:40 GMT
"The Guru of Professional Wrestling" Greg Ego walks out of the entrance egg with no music, and stops in front of a giant box on the stage.
GREG EGO: I present to you, Pollomania... your soon-to-be NEW TWIN EGG CHAMPIONS!
The box pops open, Thing Uno leaps out dances around the box before lending a hand to Thing Dos who also hops out, parading around the box as Greg Ego stands applauding. Ego begins walking down to the ring and the Things are dancing around him as he does. They get to the ring and "The Day the Earth Stood Still" begins playing. Green and white lights begin flashing and soon afterwards, the giant egg opens up, allowing for smoke to pour out. Zargnax arrogantly descends onto the stage via the rockets on his feet, soon followed by Algie who hesitantly steps through the smoke. Zargnax yells at her to follow him, as he strides down the ramp and into the ring, which she does. Once in the ring, Algie climbs one of the turnbuckles to pose, but Zargnax pulls her down and explains to her how everyone in the audience are human and stupid and shouldn’t be pandered to.
DR. SCREAM: WORMS AND GERMS! THIS MATCH IS TO BE FOUGHT TO A SINGLE FALL OR SUBMISSION AND IS FOR THE PMLL TWIN EGG CHAMPIONSHIP TITLES! INTRODUCING FIRST... ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY GREG EGO - THE "GURU OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" - AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF THREE HUNDRED SEVENTY AND TWO THIRDS! THING UNO! THING DOS! THE THINGS!
The fans give a tepid reaction, but cheer loudly as the champions begin to be introduced.
DR. SCREAM: THEIR OPPONENTS! AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY SEVEN HUMAN POUNDS! THEY ARE THE CURRENT, REIGNING AND DEFENDING TWIN EGG CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD! ZARGNAX AND ALGIE! STARSHIP MADNESS!
The place explodes for these guys, Zargnax looks out curiously as Algie raises her arms. He slaps them back down and scolds her. The Canadian Embassy Misfits are all shown backstage watching the entrance, with Tiger Mask Red pointing something out to Holly Guacamole.
BASTIAN KRULL: What do you think he's doing here?
MANDARIN: Enjoying the show, probably. Why is it weird for him to be here?
BASTIAN KRULL: Do you show up to work on your day off?
The bell sounds and the Things jump on the attack immediately, sending Algie out of the ring and beating the piss out of poor Zargnax. Greg Ego cheers them on as they whip Zargnax into their corner and put the boots to him. Dos whips him out of the corner into Uno, who drops him with a spinwheel kick. Uno covers as Dos leaves, but only gets a two count. Uno pulls him to his feet and tags in Dos, and the two back him into the ropes and send him running. Upon the return, a double dropkick awaits the Intergalactic Conqueror. Dos takes over as Uno leaves, clubbing the champion with forearms across the chest. Zargnax reaches out to Algie, who has just returned to the apron and Dos notices this and brings Zargnax ever so close to his partner before slamming him back down to the mat. Ego laughs as the fans boo!
MANDARIN: Oh my Darammu, Bastian Krull! It appears that Greg Ego may have given Uno and Dos a mean streak!
BASTIAN KRULL: They don't look like the same team that Strange Brew beat under a minute last year, that's for sure.
Dos applies a headlock and gets to his feet, he tags in Uno and Uno kicks Zargnax in the abdomen a few times before applying a headlock of his own as Dos leaves. Uno applies a rear waistlock, and tags in Dos again. Zargnax is helplessly helped in place as Dos climbs up to the top rope... FLYING SPINWHEEL KICK.
BASTIAN KRULL: He hit Uno!
Zargnax ducks, and Uno gets a face full of his partner. Zargnax grabs Dos and bell claps him! He loads up another Zoglorpian chop as Uno fights back to his feet. Zargnax scoops him up onto his shoulders for a Samoan drop, but Dos tries to attack! Zargnax charges forth with the Delta Wave Nucleostabilization (Running Front Dropkick) while dropping Uno Samoan-style. The fans come alive as Zargnax moves both partners close to one another and nails a running senton. He covers!
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Ego pulls Popcorn Pollo out of the ring!
Pollo pushes him and sends the manager to the back via security, Zargnax is trading insults with Ego when he gets school boy'd!
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Zargnax gets up, knowing that was much too close for his own comfort and ducks Uno's clothesline attempt and flattens him with the Cryoskeletal Infrasplicing (Full Nelson Slam). Dos gets up, kicking him in the gut and whipping him off the ropes, Zargnax wisely ducks down and exits the ring as Algie comes off the top with a crossbody block!
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Uno breaks it up! Algie creates some distance, spins Uno around and double chickenwings his arms! She tilts him upside down in The Colour Out of Space (Cerebral Lock) and watches intently as Dos tries to get to his feet. When he does, she drops Uno and ducks Dos' charge... she applies a double hammerlock and nails the Japanese Ocean suplex that she calls the Whisperer in the Darkness! Zargnax pushes her away and covers!
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Zargnax cackles as he raises to his feet, Uno tries to attack but Algie nails him with the Chokeslam from the Otherworld! Zargnax acts a bit paranoid after seeing that, but continues celebrating nonetheless. He is handed his title and Algie is handed hers all the while Tiger Mask Red and his entourage are shown looking on again.
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Post by ISM Office on May 19, 2016 20:01:21 GMT
The feed cuts to the back once again to find the hero known as Owl Man wandering around the backstage area. With nothing to do this evening, the tubby vigilante seems perfectly content to roam the corridors of the Pollo Hall and, as the camera catches up to him, has just stopped by a catering table to help himself to some tasty tidbits. It is as he is munching away on some delicacy or another that a voice is heard from off-screen:
Voice: OhmyGOSH! HI!
This excited exclamation heralds the arrival of a teenage blonde in full Sailor Moon get-up. Fans give a cheer as they identify rookie newcomer Sailor Cherry, who has been making waves on the promotion's secondary show. Owl Man, however, simply looks slightly baffled as Cherry continues to gush:
Sailor Cherry: I'm Cherry! Um, sorry...Sailor Cherry! You're, um, Owl Man, right?
Owl Man: Uh...yeah...
Sailor Cherry: OhmyGOOOOOSH! I KNEW it! I'm like a total super stupid fangirl for you! You and your partner, that short guy...what's his name, Jordan?
Sailor Cherry snaps her fingers, attempting to remember the name of the other half of Constellation Owlsome, until Owl Man himself gives her a hand:
Owl Man: ...Jason.
Sailor Cherry: Yeah, that's it! Jason! You guys rock! Sorry...you guys are Owlsome!!
The blonde giggles, and even Owl Man can't avoid a chuckle, albeit a nervous one.
Owl Man: Thanks. We appreciate it.
Cherry, however, is not listening; instead, she has taken to looking around:
Sailor Cherry: Where's he at, anyway? Your partner?
Owl Man: He, uh...wasn't feeling too great. Needed to think about some stuff.
Seeing the disappointed look on the blonde's face, the overweight superhero quickly adds:
Owl Man: ...but I'm sure he'd be okay with meeting you...
This immediately perks Sailor Cherry up again, and she starts hopping in place excitedly.
Sailor Cherry: You think so...?! For real?!
Owl Man shrugs.
Owl Man: ...sure.
Sailor Cherry: OhmyGOOOSH! What are we WAITING for, then?! Let's GO!!!
With this, the blonde grabs her interloper's hand and excitedly drags him off-screen, towards the locker room of one Jason Orion. The camera is therefore left to focus on the lone catering table for a few seconds before the feed cuts back to the arena.
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Post by ISM Office on May 19, 2016 20:01:41 GMT
The bout started with champion and challenger pointing to the belt and the contract while exchanging less than pleasantries about one another. Cucharacha tried to offer him her foam cockroach and when it hissed at him, Wiland kicked her and stomped the crap out of the toy. Cucharacha tried to defend its honor, but Wiland laid her out with a flatliner and left to grab a ladder. A few minutes later we find Wiland and Cucharacha battling on the outside of the ring, Wiland slams Cucharacha's head into the ring steps and bridges the ladder from the apron to the guardrail. In lieu of directly using it as a weapon, he lays Cucharacha across it and heads up top. He leaps over with La Dinastia, his version of the somersault leg drop but finds nothing but ladder!
This allowed La Cucharacha to grab a ladder and slide it under the bottom rope, she climbed in after it and set it up to the begin climbing, but D.C. Wiland managed to crawl back from the outside rubble and tip her ladder over right before she could grab the title and contract. Cucharacha hit the top rope with some good velocity causing her to bounce back and Wiland may have even given her some whiplash as he superkicked the back of her head and sent her back the way she came. With Cucharacha down on the outside of the ring, Wiland hopped out to retrieve the ladder she was using that has fallen out of the ring. He throws it over the top rope, and climbs back inside. He begins climbing, but Cucharacha lives up to her name as pest and rushes back in with several clubbing blows to the back! She brings Wiland back down to the mat, and stuns him with a jawbreaker. She pushes the ladder into the corner and attempts to Irish whip Wiland into it, but Deezy has other ideas! He counters the whip... LUNGBLOWER! He holds her in place, pushes her back and then monkey flips her into the ladder!
Wiland climbed up the ladder again and almost reached the top, Cucharacha shoved the ladder over and Wiland fell to his feet. He tried a lariat, but the Golden Egg Champion ducked it and nailed him with a rebound flying forearm! She presses the attack on her challenger, battering with forearms and kicks until he falls into the corner. She covers him with not one, but two ladders and charges to the other corner...
CANNONBALL!
A heap of steel, bodies and carnage!
Flash forward a few minutes, and Cucharacha is climbing the ladder slowly but surely. D.C. Wiland is crawling up the foot of the ladder, reaching for her leg. He finally gets a second wind and shoots up the ladder... he turns around, holding her for a powerbomb... Cucharacha is desperately trying to hang on to the top rung! Wiland jumps off...
OH MY GOD
RACHA RANA!
Both man and woman are down and for a couple minutes. We flash forward again, and Cucharacha gets yanked right off the ladder and falls face first onto the mat. Wiland struts away, smiling cockily before Flair flopping to the mat. He fights back to his feet, while Cucharacha does so also and grabs a ladder. She tries to raise it above her head, but Wiland grabs her in the stomach claw! The ladder falls as Cucharacha tries desperately to get his grip off of her torso, but to no avail! A lightbulb goes off in her head and Deez' nuts become one with her foot! Wiland stumbles back, holding his groin in pain. A groggy Cucharacha leaps forward, straightjackets Deezy's arms and HISS OF DEATH DDT! She gets up and begins climbing the ladder, but cannot do it at an effective pace so Wiland is up again. She hops off, grabs the second ladder and places it on the mat. She hooks the arms again... HISS OF DEATH ON THE LADDER! Wiland's head slams off the ladder and the challenger rolls out of the ring. Cucharacha slowly climbs up the ladder, unfastens her title and yanks the contract down before falling to the mat.
A rush of stage hands climb into the ring to check on her, while another group checks on Wiland. Cucharacha gets out of the ring on her own volition, holding a prize high in each hand. Wiland is helped up, and tries to attack her but the stage hands restrain him. Jason Orion is on the stage applauding as Cucharacha walks by him, signalling that she'll become the first dual champion in Pollomania history.
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