Post by HAMMERSTEIN on May 17, 2016 0:13:21 GMT
All intelligent wresteling fans of da Pollomania knows dat da Chicago, Illinois da All American wresteling city. All intelligent American wresteling fans know da Iron Hammerstein da best wrestler EXACTLY ina da Pollomania. Dat is why da honest intelligent AIPOLLO sign me to da big money contract, because he know dat da Iron Hammerstein isa da best dere is.
And da intelligent Pollomania chompionship committee make a da good and a da smart decision to give a da Iron Hammerstein da titell shot at a da Estrel Medal chompion da Ursella Areano. Ursella believe dat she can a defeat a da Iron Hammerstein. She believe a dat she da best wresteler and a da best afighter.
Not a da Ursella isa not a da best wrestler or afighter. Where isa you AAU achompionship medal? Where isa you Pan American Games achompionship? Where isa you Olympic achampionship medal? EXACTLY! You no notta gotta none of dose. You not a da real. You not a da legend. You not a in da Iron Hammerstein class. You no can awrestle in a da same ring wit da Iron Hammerstein. You a feckin’ ugly jabroni and you astink like a dead acamel’s assahola.
*Hey! Time out! Stop recording. Hey Ursula, um, hi. On the real, though, I don't think you're ugly. You're actually smokin’ hot! YOWZA! And I guarantee you don't smell like a dead camel's butthole. I bet you smell like flowers and peach Jolly Ranchers. But hey, I gotta do this thing. Okay, Time in!*
But a you won't a defenda da medal tree time, cause I gonna suplex a you, den I gonna aput you in da Camel Toe Clutch, I gonna breaka your back, an I'm gonna make a you humbell.
Den da Iron Hammerstein be da new Estrel Medal Chompion and I defendant dat medal da tree time, and a den I go for da Pollomania Chompionship any you jabroni in da Pollomania tink you keepa me from dat belt, I a gonna show you. I suplex you, I put you in da Camel Toe Clutch, I breaka you back, then I feck a you ass. I make a you humbell!
*Time out again! I wouldn't really poke somebody in the butt just cause they want to go after the belt. That's crazy talk, bro! But, like I said, I gotta do this thing, chickenwing. Time in!*
I am a da Iron Hammerstein. All intelligent Pollomania fans gonna see dat da Iron Hammerstein isa da real and da Iron Hammerstein isa da legend.
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And da intelligent Pollomania chompionship committee make a da good and a da smart decision to give a da Iron Hammerstein da titell shot at a da Estrel Medal chompion da Ursella Areano. Ursella believe dat she can a defeat a da Iron Hammerstein. She believe a dat she da best wresteler and a da best afighter.
Not a da Ursella isa not a da best wrestler or afighter. Where isa you AAU achompionship medal? Where isa you Pan American Games achompionship? Where isa you Olympic achampionship medal? EXACTLY! You no notta gotta none of dose. You not a da real. You not a da legend. You not a in da Iron Hammerstein class. You no can awrestle in a da same ring wit da Iron Hammerstein. You a feckin’ ugly jabroni and you astink like a dead acamel’s assahola.
*Hey! Time out! Stop recording. Hey Ursula, um, hi. On the real, though, I don't think you're ugly. You're actually smokin’ hot! YOWZA! And I guarantee you don't smell like a dead camel's butthole. I bet you smell like flowers and peach Jolly Ranchers. But hey, I gotta do this thing. Okay, Time in!*
But a you won't a defenda da medal tree time, cause I gonna suplex a you, den I gonna aput you in da Camel Toe Clutch, I gonna breaka your back, an I'm gonna make a you humbell.
Den da Iron Hammerstein be da new Estrel Medal Chompion and I defendant dat medal da tree time, and a den I go for da Pollomania Chompionship any you jabroni in da Pollomania tink you keepa me from dat belt, I a gonna show you. I suplex you, I put you in da Camel Toe Clutch, I breaka you back, then I feck a you ass. I make a you humbell!
*Time out again! I wouldn't really poke somebody in the butt just cause they want to go after the belt. That's crazy talk, bro! But, like I said, I gotta do this thing, chickenwing. Time in!*
I am a da Iron Hammerstein. All intelligent Pollomania fans gonna see dat da Iron Hammerstein isa da real and da Iron Hammerstein isa da legend.
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