Post by Pollo Estrel! on May 6, 2016 18:42:07 GMT
Scene opens with the camera approaching a garage door. It starts opening and we find El Hombre Loco Enmascarado, better known as simply That Masked Guy, sitting at his makeshift office. He’s surrounded by empty “Pollo Bucket” containers, with fans and a portable AC all operating on full blast.
TMG: It figures, I finally get my brand new office and a bunch of the residents from Parts Unknown decide to have a sit down protest in it because of some remarks Mackenzie Jennings made ath the Lion’s Road Wrestling press conference. By the way, thanks guys for not inviting me to that. I’m only running Pollomania’s secondary show almost completely on my own with a shoe string budget and a roster made up people who make my friends ashamed to call themselves “geeks”.
TMG: Any way, I’m here to make a few announcements on behalf of Pollo Estrel. The show is currently on hiatus until June 3rd for a couple of reasons, namely that most of my limited staff have ran off to join the protest in my off, serves me right for hiring a bunch of sasquatch and a tree nymph; which reminds me, El Hijo de Pollo, my secretary claims that you got her pregnant; do yourself a favor and run, I’ve met her father.
TMG: Getting back on topic though, the other reason the show has been delayed is because Capt Fizz is currently in rehab recovering from his addiction to Pollo Bucket’s chicken fingers. I swear that guy must of eaten hundreds of those damn thing’s during the promotional deal last month. Due to a clause in his contract, we can’t produce any episodes of the show without him so we’ll have to wait until he’s cleaned up. I’ll tell you this, he’s not allowed anywhere near catering anytime soon.
TMG: Now on to the serious business of the show. So let’s get started:
-Due to the delays that I’ve already told you about, I’ve been in contact with AIPollo and the planned Twin Egg Titles match, featuring the champions Starship Madness versus Things Uno and Dos of The Guru’s G3, that was supposed to occur on our next episode has been added to “Whole Lotta Roaches” instead.
-I’m also happy to announce that the match between Ursula Areano and Hammerstein has been official been upgraded to an Estrel Medal match. I’ll admit that “The Hammer” wasn’t my first choice to award this match, but since Sailor Cherry requested “Whole Lotta Roaches” off, Professor Turmoil has locked himself in his lab, and True North Ant is hiding in hiding after kicking Casas to the balls, Hammerstein gets the shot. Ironically when I told him about this, he wasn’t the least bit insulted over being my fourth pick.
-I had hoped to book a match between Tiger Mask Red and the legend, Nirvana, however, another promotion down in Texas somewhere scooped the match up. I’m still hoping to book Nirvana on his “Black Listed Tour”, as I think he’s calling it but I don’t know when or against whom.
-There’s rumours that there’s a new tag team coming to Pollomania, and while I can’t confirm it at this point, I will announce that they have will have an open contract against any geek team on our June 3rd show.
-Speaking of the geeks, starting on June 3rd there will be Estrel’s first ever “Geek Golden Opportunity” Tournament, with the winner receiving a shot at the Estrel Medal. We’re looking to add six more geeks to our roster for the tournament, so please send any that you know in our direction.
-Lastly I have to make an announcement about the Estrel Medal, there’s going to be a few changes. Starting immediately, a champion can only defend the Medal three times before they are stripped of it and a new champion is crown. Therefore, regardless of whether Ursula successfully defends the Medal against Hammerstein at “Whole Lotta Roaches”, this will be her last title match. Furthermore, once a champion loses the Estrel Medal to another competitor or is stripped of it, they cannot compete again for it for a minium of 60 days, which will allow other competitors to get a shot at the Medal. SO, having said that, if Ursula successfully defends the Medal against Hammerstein, there will be a battle royal on June 3rd to crown a new Estrel Medal Champion.
TMG: That’s all from me for now. You can all go back to ignoring me again. Now get the hell out of my “office”, you’re letting the heat in.
He pulls out a garage door opener, pushes the button and the door slowly closes.
Fade to black.
TMG: It figures, I finally get my brand new office and a bunch of the residents from Parts Unknown decide to have a sit down protest in it because of some remarks Mackenzie Jennings made ath the Lion’s Road Wrestling press conference. By the way, thanks guys for not inviting me to that. I’m only running Pollomania’s secondary show almost completely on my own with a shoe string budget and a roster made up people who make my friends ashamed to call themselves “geeks”.
TMG: Any way, I’m here to make a few announcements on behalf of Pollo Estrel. The show is currently on hiatus until June 3rd for a couple of reasons, namely that most of my limited staff have ran off to join the protest in my off, serves me right for hiring a bunch of sasquatch and a tree nymph; which reminds me, El Hijo de Pollo, my secretary claims that you got her pregnant; do yourself a favor and run, I’ve met her father.
TMG: Getting back on topic though, the other reason the show has been delayed is because Capt Fizz is currently in rehab recovering from his addiction to Pollo Bucket’s chicken fingers. I swear that guy must of eaten hundreds of those damn thing’s during the promotional deal last month. Due to a clause in his contract, we can’t produce any episodes of the show without him so we’ll have to wait until he’s cleaned up. I’ll tell you this, he’s not allowed anywhere near catering anytime soon.
TMG: Now on to the serious business of the show. So let’s get started:
-Due to the delays that I’ve already told you about, I’ve been in contact with AIPollo and the planned Twin Egg Titles match, featuring the champions Starship Madness versus Things Uno and Dos of The Guru’s G3, that was supposed to occur on our next episode has been added to “Whole Lotta Roaches” instead.
-I’m also happy to announce that the match between Ursula Areano and Hammerstein has been official been upgraded to an Estrel Medal match. I’ll admit that “The Hammer” wasn’t my first choice to award this match, but since Sailor Cherry requested “Whole Lotta Roaches” off, Professor Turmoil has locked himself in his lab, and True North Ant is hiding in hiding after kicking Casas to the balls, Hammerstein gets the shot. Ironically when I told him about this, he wasn’t the least bit insulted over being my fourth pick.
-I had hoped to book a match between Tiger Mask Red and the legend, Nirvana, however, another promotion down in Texas somewhere scooped the match up. I’m still hoping to book Nirvana on his “Black Listed Tour”, as I think he’s calling it but I don’t know when or against whom.
-There’s rumours that there’s a new tag team coming to Pollomania, and while I can’t confirm it at this point, I will announce that they have will have an open contract against any geek team on our June 3rd show.
-Speaking of the geeks, starting on June 3rd there will be Estrel’s first ever “Geek Golden Opportunity” Tournament, with the winner receiving a shot at the Estrel Medal. We’re looking to add six more geeks to our roster for the tournament, so please send any that you know in our direction.
-Lastly I have to make an announcement about the Estrel Medal, there’s going to be a few changes. Starting immediately, a champion can only defend the Medal three times before they are stripped of it and a new champion is crown. Therefore, regardless of whether Ursula successfully defends the Medal against Hammerstein at “Whole Lotta Roaches”, this will be her last title match. Furthermore, once a champion loses the Estrel Medal to another competitor or is stripped of it, they cannot compete again for it for a minium of 60 days, which will allow other competitors to get a shot at the Medal. SO, having said that, if Ursula successfully defends the Medal against Hammerstein, there will be a battle royal on June 3rd to crown a new Estrel Medal Champion.
TMG: That’s all from me for now. You can all go back to ignoring me again. Now get the hell out of my “office”, you’re letting the heat in.
He pulls out a garage door opener, pushes the button and the door slowly closes.
Fade to black.