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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Apr 22, 2016 20:07:54 GMT
We see the Pollomania logo with the title “Pollo Estrel” below it. “Limelight” by Rush plays as we see a series of clips from matches and segments from previous Pollomania events. We cut a shot of the crowd cheering then to the hosts standing in the middle of the ring.
Masked Man: Greetings once again from the seventh moon of Thunder and welcome to “Pollo Estrel”. I of course am El Hombre Loco Enmascarado, better known simply as That Masked Guy and this here is the Chewbacca to my Han Solo, Captain Fizz!
Capt. Fizz: Really, you’re stuck on the Star Wars kick still?
That Masked Guy: Hey, if it ain’t broken, why fix it?
Capt. Fizz: I’m going to curse at you in Wookie in just a minute.
TMG: That should make George Lucas cry more than he probably did after watching “The Force Awakens”. We have a loaded show for you tonight, ladies and gentlemen. We’ll have Things One and Two, with their new manager, “The Guru” Gregory Ego, against the missed match pair of The Big O and Orville Newton. Professor Turmoil makes his debut. There will be a special look at Jacob Hammerstein. Finally in our main event, we have a preview for Pollomania’s “Cinco de Mayo” celebration in two weeks, with a hug tag team match: Estrel Medal Champion, Ursula Areano will team with the newly crowned Golden Egg Champion, La Cucharacha…
CP: Hold it, Loco, in my opinion she isn’t the real champion, she doesn’t have the title!
TMG: Well she might get her opportunity tonight to get the title back tonight, because the team she and Ursula are facing will be none other than their opponents in two weeks, namely D.C. Wiland, who currently in position of the Golden Egg title, and Holly Guacamole! You know what though; let’s get this show on the road. It’s time for our opening contest!
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Apr 22, 2016 20:08:22 GMT
“Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots of Money)” by Pet Shop Boys starts playing TMG: Ladies and gentlemen, this opening contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match! Currently in the ring, at a combined weight of five hundred and ninety pounds, the team of Orville Newton and The Big O! And their opponents…!
A warped sounding version of “The Cat in the Cat” theme starts playing and a spotlight shines down on a box up on the stage. The Guru comes out on stage and knocks on it with his cane. Suddenly the box flies open and Things One and Two jump out, laughing manically. TMG: Hailing from the Land of Dr. Seus? At a combined weight of three hundred and seventy pounds, Things One and Two! The Guru points towards the ring and his men charge towards the ring and immediately attack their opponents. That Masked Guy immediately bails from the ring and hurries to the safety of the announce table. Meanwhile, back in the ring Things One and Two are attempting to beat down their Big O and Newton. Estrel’s official official, the masked Jose Doe, tries frantically to get some semblance of order but seems to be having some troubles. Thing One tries to dump Big O out of the ring but the larger man doesn’t budge and almost effortlessly tosses him through the ropes and goes over to help his partner, who is currently being stomped in the corner by Thing Two. He clubs the masked mad man (try to say that three times fast, damn that was too easy) across the back, scoops Thing Two up and slams him to the mat. He picks his opponent up and delivers a textbook gutwrench suplex and calls for his partner to help him. Newton staggers to his feet and while Big O holds Thing Two, Newton delivers the most sad looking knife edge chop you’ve ever seen. TMG: Kind of pathetic looking chop there. It’s amazing that this guy is on a two match winning streak at the moment.
CF: I’ve seen better chops on a lamb… I’ll just show myself out.
Big O whips Thing Two into the corner and gets out on the apron after receiving a yellow card from referee Jose Doe. Newton rushes in to corner and hits the Level 60 Wizard and the crowd goes mild! Newton goes for the pin but Big O climbs the rope and begs him for a tag. Newton yells “What are you doing?”
CF: That’s what we all want to know! Thing One jumps up on the apron and shoves Big O off the top rope to the arena floor. Before Newton can react, Thing Two pulls his pants down from behind. Thing One quickly climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a Sunset Flip and Doe counts the pin.
1… 2… 3…
CF: So much for Newton’s winning streak.
TMG: (announcing on the loud mic). Here are your winners, Things One and Two!
Jose Doe raises their hands but is quickly shoved out of the way by The Guru, who laughs as he raises his charges hands. He then calls for a microphone.
Guru: First off, you pencil-necked dweeb (pointing at TMG), you got their names wrong! They are to be called Things Uno and Dos from now on. Secondly, I am declaring these two the number one contenders for the Twin Egg Titles. If “Starship Madness” have got the stones, I demand that they give these two men a title match and they better do it sooner than later.
He tosses the mic out of the ring and holds up Things Uno and Dos’s hands one more time as we go to break.
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Apr 22, 2016 20:08:49 GMT
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Apr 22, 2016 20:09:13 GMT
We come back to find Capt Fizz munching away on another plate full of chicken fingers, while sipping on a large drink, and TMG once again giving him a dirty look.
TMG: Hey, welcome back everyone. Just a reminder that “Pollo Estrel” is brought to you by Pollo Bucket Chicken. All month long in the month of April, Pollo Bucket’s three piece chicken finger meal is only $1.99 and while you’re at it, why don’t you try the newest beverage to be added to their menu, Masked Fizz Cola! Don’t worry folks, we gave La Cucharacha as case of the stuff and it actually cleared up her complexion. So go to your nearest Pollo Bucket location for more details. (Turning to Capt Fizz) How many of those things have you actually eaten?
CF: (says something incoherent, mouth stuffed with chicken fingers)
TMG: (sighing) Before we go to our next contest, just a reminder to all out viewers that the next episode of “Estrel” comes to you in three weeks time on May 13th. An announcement will be made on May 6th about that show’s card and remember to tune in for a rare Thursday Night Pollomania Special, “Cinco de Mayo”. Check out Pollomania’s website for more details.
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Apr 22, 2016 20:09:36 GMT
“High Five” Jimmy Jive is standing in the ring as “Tequila” by the Champs blares over the sound system.
TMG: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, hailing from Hawaii. He weighs in tonight at two hundred and twenty nine pounds, “High Five” Jimmy Jive.
The fans give him some polite applause. TMG: And his opponent… “Professor Turmoil’s Theme” hits and the 8-bit music engulfs the Pollo Hall. The large egg opens and smoke fills the stage area. Stepping out into the heavy fog is Professor Turmoil. He holds his Phase Gun, Penelope, high into the air and shoots a laser beam into the air. TMG: Coming to us from his evil lair! He weighs in tonight at a truly evil weight of one hundred and ninety eight evil pounds, Professor Turmoil! As the fans boo, yell obesities, and try to get underneath the skin of Turmoil he steps into the ring and lets out a manacle laugh before aiming Penelope at his opponent and waiting for the match to begin. Jose Doe calls for the bell and Jive offers a shake of hands to his opponent. Turmoil replies by pointing Penelope at him menacingly. Doe grabs the gun from him and as the referee turns his back, Turmoil immediately kicks Jive low and then pokes him in the eyes. The crowd starts booing loudly but it’s clear that Jose Doe as missed all of this. Doe asks Turmoil what has happened and the evil professor feigns innocence. He delivers a step-up enziguri to the back of Jives head and backs himself up into a corner behind his fallen opponent.
TMG: This looks to be over quick. I’ve got to admit that I expected more from Jive this week. CF: Hey, this Turmoil is my kind of guy. What’s that old say: “Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat”? Jive sits up rubbing his eyes and Turmoil takes this opportunity to run past him, bounce off the ropes and deliver a flying forearm smash and goes for the pinfall.
TMG: He calls that “Penelope’s Kiss”. CF: Remind me never to get Penelope pissed off at me.
1… 2… 3…
TMG: Here is your winner, Professor Turmoil!
CF: Hey, don't go anywhere! When we come back we'll have a special look at night on the town members of the Canadian Embassy Misfits had with Jacob Hammerstein.
Turmoil soak up the distain of the live crowd as we go to break.
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Apr 22, 2016 20:10:17 GMT
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Apr 22, 2016 20:25:42 GMT
We return from commercial and go straight to the video package:
“You guys are gonna have the time of your life,” Jacob Hammerstein says to Tiger Mask Red, Charlotte, and Holly. “I wanna show y'all how much I appreciate y'all helpin’ me get on in Pollomania, by takin’ y'all out for a big night on the town. And thanks for dressin up. Holly, you're lookin muey caliente in that little red number! YOWZA!”
TMR punches Jake on the arm.
“Eyes on the road, big boy,” Holly tells Jacob.
“Jacob,” Charlotte asks, “Where are we going?”
“Wow, I was gonna ask you guys the same thing. What a coincidence. “
“You mean, you don't know where we're going?” Tiger asks, annoyed.
“I thought you guys could name off a place or two. Dude, I'm new in town, remember?” Hammerstein responds, sheepishly. “Look, don't worry about a thing. I'ma find us a hella cool place to party.”
Hammerstein drives around for almost two hours, passing club after club.
“No, no, not that one.” Hammerstein says as he drives past each one. He can almost hear the ladies’ eyes rolling in the back seat.
“THIS IS THE PLACE!” Jacob exclaims as he pulls up in front of a run down club.
“THANK GOD!” his three compatriots say in unison.
They walk past a dilapidated plywood sign that has the word ‘KARAOKE’ spray painted on it.
The four walk into the club and immediately notice they are the only white people in the place. All talking in the place stops and all eyes are on the spikey blonde haired guy with the plum colored zoot suit, the man in the black suit and mask, and the fancy dressed beautiful women. Tiger nudges Hammerstein.
TMR: Uh, Jake, maybe we better leave.
Hammerstein looks at TMR, confused.
Hammerstein: Why, Catman?
TMR: Jake, we don't exactly fit in here.
Again, Hammerstein looks confused.
Hammerstein: Whattayamean?
Holly can't take it.
Holly: In case you haven't noticed, everybody in here except us is….
TMR: HOLLY!
Hammerstein: Oh, I know what you guys mean. You're worried cause all these people are black.
The entire club goes silent. All eyes that were on our gang narrow.
Holly and Charlotte facepalm, while Tiger looks at the ceiling, whistling some nondescript tune.
Hammerstein: Shoot, guys, y’all got nuttin to worry bout. This is my kind of place. These are my people.
Holly: Well, your people don't look too happy to see us.
Hammerstein: Naw, everybody looks at me that way. LOOK! OVER THERE IN THE CORNER THERE! A KARAOKE MACHINE!
Hammerstein runs up onto the dimly lit stage to the karaoke machine. He blows the dust off of it and looks at the playlist. His eyes go up and down the playlist, then stop. A big grin comes across his face. Jacob looks over at the bartender.
Hammerstein: This cool, my man?
The bartender dismisses him with a wave of the hand. Hammer's turns on the karaoke machine and dials in the track. He sets up two microphone stands. He directs Holly and Charlotte over to one of the mic stands, then Tiger over to another.
TMR: What the? I'm a freakin back-up singer?
Hammerstein: This won't work with just two back-ups. Besides, I'd do it for you, Pookie.
Jacob closes his eyes and playfully leans in for a kiss. Tiger shoves him away, trying to keep a straight face. Charlotte and Holly don't even try. Jacob looks over to his back-up trio.
Hammerstein: Y'all ready?
They nod. Jacob looks to the crowd.
Hammerstein: How bout y'all? Y'all ready?
(*crickets*)
Hammerstein: Alrighty then. Let's light this candle.
Jacob presses play.
‘What’d I Say’ by Ray Charles begins to play, and Hammerstein begins to move and groove all over the stage, much to the shock of Tiger, Charlotte, and Holly. The crowd no sells it.
Hammerstein begins to sing, in a rather similar style to Mr. Charles:
Hey, mama dontcha treat me wrong
Come and love your daddy all night long.
Alright now.
HEY HEY!
Alright.
See the girl with the diamond ring
(Points at Holly, who looks like she just saw a ghost.)
She knows how to shake that thing!
TMR: WHAAAAT!?
Holly: No, I
Hammerstein:
HEY HEY!
HEY HEY!
The crowd seems to be getting into it, clapping their hands and tapping their feet.
During the instrumental, Jacob goes out into the crowd, high diving the patrons. He gets back up on stage, doing his best moves til it's time to sing.
Hammerstein again points at Holly:
See the girl with the red dress on.
She can do the bird leg all night long!
TMR: WHAT THE F…
Holly: I DON'T EVENT KNOW WHAT THE BIRD LEG IS!!!
Hammerstein:
Tell me what’d I say
Tell me what'd I say
Hammerstein sings and dances around as the song continues. The crowd is really getting into it, clapping until the song stops abruptly. Hammerstein stands there, sweating and breathing heavily. Tiger, Charlotte, and Holly are a little confused, thinking the song may be over. Then Hammerstein starts to sing.
Hammerstein:
UHH
(crowd): UHH
OHH
(crowd): OHH
UHH (UHH) OHH (OHH)
UHH(UHH) OHH (OHH)
Hammerstein goes full on Ray Charles, singing and howling. TMR, Charlotte, and Holly begin backing him up, vocally and by dancing.
Hammerstein:
SHAKE THAT THANG!
Holly and Charlotte begin shaking their tailfeathers, but Tiger stops them, then he immediately starts shaking his moneymaker, much to the crowd's amusement.
Hammerstein:
SHAKE THAT THANG!
Jacob and company finish thee song and are showered with applause by the crowd.
Hammerstein: See, I told you. These are my people.
The quartet starts to exit the stage but the crowd starts chatting ‘ONE MORE SONG! ONE MORE SONG!’
Hammerstein: Encore?
Charlotte: TOTALLY.
Hammerstein searches through the list, then dials the track in.
Hammerstein:
UH! WITH YO BAD SELF! SAY IT LOUD! I'M BLACK AND I'M PROUD! SAY IT LOUD! I'M BLACK AND I'M PROUD!
The once supportive crowd turns on a dime, their smiles turned to anger. Some of the larger, angrier looking patrons begin moving towards the stage.
Holly: Uhh, guys.
Charlotte: Way ahead of you. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!
Tiger, Charlotte, and Holly run off the stage, and out the back door. Hammerstein is cornered, but tries to make peace by dancing nervously and singing a capella.
Hammerstein:
Uhhh, Shake that thang, baby
Shake that thang right no….
The crowd grabs him and throws him through the door. Jacob picks himself up and stumbles over to his car. He straightens up and tries to look cool as Tiger, Charlotte, and Holly come running from around back to the car.
TMR: WHAT!?
Charlotte: HOW?!
Holly: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN.
Hammerstein:
Nice guys. They even escorted me to the door. Can we go home now?
TMR, Charlotte, and Holly: YES!
(We return to our hosts, who are laughing hard and shaking their heads.)
TMG: (choking back a giggle.) We'll be back right after these message.
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Apr 22, 2016 20:26:34 GMT
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Apr 22, 2016 20:27:10 GMT
That Masked Guy is standing in the ring when “Estrel” returns. TMG: The following contest is your main event of the evening and it is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. "Almost Famous" by G-Eazy starts blaring through the arena and the fans come to their feet and start booing. TMG: Introducing first, from Santa Monica. He weighed in tonight at an even 200 pounds. I have been instructed tonight to refer to him as “The True Golden Egg Champion”, D.C. Wiland! The entrance egg cracks open and a cloud of steam comes out of it. The sign "DEEZY TAUGHT ME" appears on both entrance screens as the chorus drops. "Young with too much cash, watch how I came up fast They say I'm next to get it, they bring your name up last And while I made it splash, rappers came and passed But still I ask myself: HOW LONG DOES FAMOUS LAST?"
The beats gets heavy with the final line of the chorus and D.C. Wiland storms through the steam onto the entrance ramp as the crowd boos in unison. Wiland smiles wide as he points at his stolen Golden Egg Champions around his waist. Once reaching the apron, he slingshots himself into the ring and immediately climbs to the closest turnbuckle. He takes his tanktop off and signals he will be throwing it to the crowd, but instead he just drops it on the ground before dropping down from the buckles. He sits in the corner, waiting for the beginning of the match as his music dies out. CF: Since Loco isn’t here to introduce this, I guess it falls on me to do so. The “true” champ had this to say before we went on the air. "Milkshake" by Kelis starts playing. TMG: And his partner, she comes to us from the Canadian Embassy in Mexico, via Guelph, Ontario, Canada. Her weight this evening is “None of your damn business!” Ladies and gentlemen… Holly Guacamole!The Giant Egg opens and Holly skips out a heads down to the ring carrying a hockey stick over her shoulder with Brutus Smith walking stoically beside her. At ring side she gets Brutus to lift her up onto the apron & as she enters the ring between the top & middle ropes, she wiggles her bum at the camera. Once in the ring she skips around waving her hockey stick over her head before finally handing it to Brutus. She high fives Wiland in their corner and pair wait for their opponents to arrive. TMG: And their opponents…Evanescence's “Weight of the World” blares over the sound system and Ursula Areano comes out of the egg. She reaches the ramp, raises her arms basking in the shower pyro that rains down on her. She walks down the length of the ramp, swinging both her hips and her arms. TMG: She comes to us tonight from Buenos Aires, Argentina. Weighing in tonight at one hundred and twenty five pounds, the reigning and defending Pollomania Estrel Medal Holder… Ursula Areano!The fans give her a loud reception as she stands outside the ring, waiting for her partner to arrive. The opening chords of Chingon's “Cuka Rocka” announce the arrival of La Cucaracha, inspiring sounds of approval and slight indifference amongst the Pollomania faithful. The egg cracks open and a moment later, La Cucaracha scrambles out, one of her own t-shirts over her ring gear. She forgoes her normal entrance and walks down the ramp to join Ursula at ringside. TMG: And her partner, from the center of the known universe, Toronto, Ontario, Canada. She weighed in tonight at one hundred and twenty nine pounds. She is the reigning and…Wiland slaps the microphone out of the hand of That Masked Guy and starts giving him a brow beating about how he’s the Golden Egg Champion and not her. Loco holds up his hands defensively and goes to leave. As he does he grabs the microphone and finishes his announcement on the arena floor. TMG: She is the Golden Egg Champion. Please give it up for La Cucharacha!Wiland starts yelling at him but Loco refuses to take any guff and flips him the bird as he takes his seat with Capt Fizz. Wiland rolls out of the ring to confront him but immediately is met by “Cinco de Mayo” opponent, who tries to grab her stolen Golden Egg Championship from him and the two of them start playing tug-o-war with the title. Holly tries to help her partner but Ursula slides into the ring. Holly lets out a scream as Ursula uses a double leg takedown to bring her down to the mat and starts firing away a series of punches. Referee Jose Doe signals for the bell and the match begins. TMG: Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, our main event is on its way. Conspicuous by their absence is the respective managers for the rudo team. We understand that Ms. Charlotte O’Neal given Brutus Smith the full duties of leading Holly but we have no idea where VRJ is.
CF: Maybe he went to find AEX. Whatever happened to those guys?
TMG: I’m not sure but I’m glad they’re not here. Douglas Divine causes me to break out in hives whenever he’s around.
Meanwhile, Brute has stepped in and helps Wiland take possession of the Golden Egg Championship. La Cucharacha thinks better of messing with a seven foot tall behemoth and goes to her corner. Wiland hands the belt to the giant for safe keeping and heads to his own corner. In the ring Ursula has backed into the neutral corner and delivers a series of knife-edge chops. She drags her over to her own corner and tags in La Cucharacha. Ursula snap mares Holly and the two of them kick her in the back. Cucharacha picks her up and Irish whips Holly across the ring, but Holly manages to grab hold of the rope, drops and rolls out of the ring. Cucharacha tries to follow her by is sideswiped by Wiland. TMG: Of course this match is under lucha rules, so rolling out of the ring works as well as a tag in this match.Wiland hits her across the back with a series of forearm smashes before grabbing her from behind and delivers a release German suplex. Somehow though Cucharacha lands on her feet and when Wiland charges in but is met by a hip toss. She calls Ursula into the two perform a double hip toss to Wiland as he gets up. Holly charges into the ring and gets a double hip toss for her troubles. Both rudos roll out of the ring and to the arena floor. The técnicos team start clapping and play to the crowd; they both bounce off the ropes on the far side of the ring, run across and leap through the ropes, hitting suicide dives on their opponents. TMG: Flying luchadoras!
Cucharacha picks up Holly and throws her back in the ring, while her partner returns to their corner. The “Wrestle-Pest” tries to get into the ring but Wiland grabs her from behind and rams her head first into the ring post, before tossing her back in. Referee Jose Doe misses, being distracted by Brute Smith, but turns around in time to see Ursula try to get in the ring to protest. Wiland joins Holly in the ring and they proceed to stomp Cuchatacha until Doe catches them. Holly quickly exits before the referee can pull out the yellow card. Wiland drops an elbow on his fallen opponent and applies a side headlock, grinding her face into the mat as he wrenches with it. The referee gets down low to check on Cucharacha and Wiland takes the opportunity to put his feet on the bottom rope for extra leverage but quickly gets them off when Jose Doe looks up. When the referee looks back down again, back up on the rope goes Wiland’s feet and Brute walks over and presses down on them. Ursula rushes in the ring to try to put an end to this but Doe is quickly up to stop her. Holly jumps in the ring and claps her hands loudly, before switching places with her partner. Doe turns around and sees the change, he asks her if there was a tag and she insists there was. CF: Not sure what that moron, Doe, can do about it because the rules.TMG: Hey, leave the guy alone. This is his first day on the job.Holly pulls Cucharacha to her feet and drags her over to her corner and tags in Wiland. He body slams Cucharacha then slams Holly on top of her and his partner quickly rolls out of the ring so he can go for the pin. 1… 2. Kick out! Wiland wastes no time tagging Holly back in. He delivers a pendulum backbreaker, as she climbs to the second rope and comes off with an elbow drop. She goes for the pin. 1… 2… Kick out! Holly picks her opponent up and hits a spinning neckbreaker. She tags Wiland back in and he drops another elbow. He grabs his opponent around the waste from behind and this time hits the German suplex to perfection. He kicks her over onto her back, spins around and hits a standing moonsault. 1… 2… 3. Kick out! Wiland starts showing signs of frustration. He picks Cucharacha up by the waist again and calls Holly into the ring. Holly goes for a spin kick but Canadian Cockroach somehow ducks and Wiland eats the side of Holly’s boot instead, causing him to fall out of the ring. Holly tries to grab Cucharacha but she gets a thumb to the eye for her troubles and a Bug Zapper to the back of the neck. Cucharacha is to worn down to go to the pin and referee Jose Doe starts making the count while the two women lay in the middle of the ring. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… Both women slowly make their way to their feet. Holly has a glazed look in her eyes but tries to grab Cucharacha to stop her from making the tag. Wiland runs around the ring to run interference. He tries to grab Ursula’s foot and pull her off the apron but she jumps over his grasp and then delivers a stiff kick to his jaw. Holly goes to grab Cucharacha but she rolls forward and makes the hot tag. Holly falls on her rear, trying to get away from Ursula as she enters the ring but Areano quickly pounces on her and delivers a series of punches. Wiland gets back in the ring and pulls her off his partner with a waste lock but she elbows him in the face, turns around and hits a belly-to-belly-suplex. This exchange has allowed Holly to get to her feet though and she grabs Ursula by the hair and starts raining down a series of blows to the side of the head. She goes for the Irish whip but Ursula reverses and sends her into the corner, following her in with the Argentina Train! Ursula signals for the Tempest Turn but she turns around to a super kick from Wiland, only for him to turn around right into a Sling Blade from Cucharacha, who then kicks him back out of the ring. She helps her partner to her feet and the two of them stare down at Holly. The look on her face is priceless as they pull her to her feet. She attempts to throw a punch at Ursula but it’s blocked and her two opponents take turns punching her. Ursula slams Holly and signals to Cucharacha to go up top. TMG: She can’t possibly be thinking of doing the 630 splash!
CF: If she does, we might need a spatula to scrap them both off the mat!
Cucharacha climbs to the top rope and takes a moment to gain her balance, but just as she’s about to attempt her “nuclear option” Wiland shoves her off the top rope, sending her to the floor. Ursula tries to hit him with the Fist of Fury but misses; Wiland grabs her by the head and drops to the floor, catching her throat first across the top rope. She staggers back, turns around and falls to her knees, just in time to eat a Shining Wizard from Holly, who goes for the pin. 1… 2… 3… Holly yells out in excitement as she realizes that she’s won! TMG: Oh my God! Holly just scored a clean pinfall victory over the Estrel Medal holder just two weeks before their match at “Cinco de Mayo”!
Seeing an opportunity to soften her opponent up a bit more before their big match, Holly grabs Ursula by the hair and starts slamming her head into the mat. La Cucharacha rolls into the ring and tackles her. The two of them fight their way to their feet and Cucharacha kicks Holly in the stomach and sets her up for the Hiss of Death. She before she hits it Wiland charges in and smashes the Golden Egg Championship across the side of her skull, leveling her. TMG: Talk about insult to injury, knocking her out with the very title he literally stole from her!Brute Smith enters the ring with the Estrel Medal. D.C. Wiland takes it from him and puts it around Holly’s neck. They each put a foot on their fallen foes and raise their hands in victory as the credits start running and we go to black.
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