Post by HAMMERSTEIN on Apr 9, 2016 3:21:12 GMT
HANDLER INFORMATION
NAME - Weemutabi
WHERE YOU HEARD ABOUT US - From Tiger Mask Red
PREFERRED CONTACT METHOD - Smoke signals, but PM & Twitter work, too.
CHARACTER INFORMATION
NAME - Jacob Hammerstein
ALIAS - ‘The Hammer’ ‘The Leader of the Hammerhead Nation.’
AGE - 27
FROM - Why, Arizona. (originally) Whynot, Mississippi (now resides)
HEIGHT & WEIGHT - 6’ & 267 lbs.
ALIGNMENT - He's a complicated man.
Noone understands him but his woman.
Seriously, he fancies himself a bad ass heel, but, beneath the surface, he's a nice guy. Beneath that, well, is blood and guts and gore, and do you sick bastards really wanna see that?
AFFILIATION - Is karaoke buddies with Tiger Mask Red, if that means anything.
COMBAT EXPERIENCE - 1 year 3 months
BIOGRAPHY - Hammerstein was having a fab time rocking & jobbing in Strike Towers, enjoying good times & karaoke with Tiger Mask Red. Then, a couple ass hats jumped your boy and left him a beaten down mess, albeit a hot mess. While recovering, Jacob began following Pollomania and his bro, the crazy cat man. TMR sent an invitation and the rest is history.
AESTHETIC INFORMATION
PIC BASE - Guy Fieri
CASUAL ATTIRE - Board shorts, flip flops, rock-n-roll/MMA t-shirts
RING ATTIRE - Below the knee cargo shorts, black knee pads and boots, and a sleeveless black 'STRAIGHT OUTTA WHYNOT' t-shirt.
ENTRANCE ATTIRE - Black sunglasses
ENTRANCE THEME - “Violent and Funky” by Infectious Grooves
DESCRIPTION - As the opening strains of “Violent and Funky” by Infectious Grooves plays, the graphic ‘Straight Outta Whynot’ appears on the POLLOVISION. Smoke/fog begins to bellow from the egg.
Jacob Hammerstein bounds through the smoke, ala the Shockmaster. The crowd roars in laughter as 'The Hammer' gets to his feet, coughing and waving the smoke away.
'The Hammer gets his swagger back and heads down the ramp, wearing black wrestling boots, black below-the-knee cargo shorts, and his trademark 'Straight Outta Whynot' sleeveless t-shirt.
Hammerstein fist bumps with some of the fans on his way to the ring. He tries to run and slide under the bottom rope but can't get the height, so he crashes into the ring apron and flops to the floor. Jacob quickly gets to his feet, no selling the embarrassing flop. He picks up his shades, wipes them off, and puts them back on before walking up the ring steps and entering the ring.
DR. SCREAM: Ladies and Gentlemen, he weighs in at 267 lbs. Originally from Why, Arizona, but now hailing from Whynot, Mississippi, this is 'The Hammer' Jacob Hammerstein!
Hammerstein tries to jump up onto the second turnbuckle, but can't make it, so he plays one foot on the bottom turnbuckle and the other on the second before throwing up both arms in a show of confidence of victory.
WRESTLING INFORMATION
WEAPONS - Nunchuks, which he is rather adept at.
FIGHTING STYLE - Hammerstein’s a little on the clumsy side (see entrance), so his style is very clunky, but effective, with flashes of brilliance, and smokey, fruity undertones.
SPECIAL MOVES -
Dropping the Hammer - Stone Cold Stunner.
STOP! Hammertime! - Stops a charging opponent. Hits a 3 Stooges eyepoke, followed by a snap DDT.
Shooting Star Press - Hey! It could happen.
SIGNATURE MOVES -
Cannonball (ala Kevin Owens, just not as fast.)
Stinger splash (not as commonly used, because he trips running across the ring sometimes)
Kamala Special - running splash
Whynot Bomb - Vader Bomb
ORDINARY MOVES -
Knife edge chop
Tomahawk chop
Left & Right hand punches
Hip toss
Kick to the shin
Running senton
Running kneedrop
Strong (ish) style clothesline
Tex/Mex armdrag. Like a Mexican armdrag, but he gets no air on it
Running elbowdrop
COUNTER MOVES-
Dikembe Mutombo - A mix of counter move and taunt. Stops an opponent’s move, usually flying moves, by swatting them down. As they lay on the mat in pain, Hammerstein waves a finger in their face and says “No no no. Not in my house. HA! HA! HA!”
The HBK - Hammerstein outrageously over sells an opponent’s offensive move so badly, it allows him to confuse his opponent, leaving them open to an attack. Think HBK vs. Hogan at Summerslam.
History:
The product of a forbidden relationship between a high ranking member of the Tohono O'Odham Indian tribe and the daughter of a traveling Rabbi,
the child named Chek'hol Kiska,
or 'Squirrel Nuts' found acceptance from neither sidea of his family, and was ostracized.
Squirrel grew up on the cold, mean streets of Why, Arizona, running afoul of local law enforcement on a regular basis. A local magistrate was going to send him to juvenile detention, when an elderly man in overalls and no shoes asked to approach the judge.
The man announced himself as the boys only surviving relative, Uncle Rufus Hammerstein. He asked for, and was granted, custody of the wayward boy. The man took Squirrel to his home in Whynot, Mississippi, and began homeschooling the boy.
Watching wrestling became a point of reference between generations. The young boy, now carrying the name Jacob Hammerstein, began training under the tutelage of county-renowned wrestler 'The Two-Toothed Terror' Truman R. Truman. Hammerstein started wrestling the Gulf Coast Indy circuit as "The Godless Goth" Bobby Lee.
As The Godless Goth, he put together a three week reign of terror before burning out on the gimmick. He took a eighteen month sabbatical before re-emerging as the bleach blond bro that has recently signed with Pollomania.
NAME - Weemutabi
WHERE YOU HEARD ABOUT US - From Tiger Mask Red
PREFERRED CONTACT METHOD - Smoke signals, but PM & Twitter work, too.
CHARACTER INFORMATION
NAME - Jacob Hammerstein
ALIAS - ‘The Hammer’ ‘The Leader of the Hammerhead Nation.’
AGE - 27
FROM - Why, Arizona. (originally) Whynot, Mississippi (now resides)
HEIGHT & WEIGHT - 6’ & 267 lbs.
ALIGNMENT - He's a complicated man.
Noone understands him but his woman.
Seriously, he fancies himself a bad ass heel, but, beneath the surface, he's a nice guy. Beneath that, well, is blood and guts and gore, and do you sick bastards really wanna see that?
AFFILIATION - Is karaoke buddies with Tiger Mask Red, if that means anything.
COMBAT EXPERIENCE - 1 year 3 months
BIOGRAPHY - Hammerstein was having a fab time rocking & jobbing in Strike Towers, enjoying good times & karaoke with Tiger Mask Red. Then, a couple ass hats jumped your boy and left him a beaten down mess, albeit a hot mess. While recovering, Jacob began following Pollomania and his bro, the crazy cat man. TMR sent an invitation and the rest is history.
AESTHETIC INFORMATION
PIC BASE - Guy Fieri
CASUAL ATTIRE - Board shorts, flip flops, rock-n-roll/MMA t-shirts
RING ATTIRE - Below the knee cargo shorts, black knee pads and boots, and a sleeveless black 'STRAIGHT OUTTA WHYNOT' t-shirt.
ENTRANCE ATTIRE - Black sunglasses
ENTRANCE THEME - “Violent and Funky” by Infectious Grooves
DESCRIPTION - As the opening strains of “Violent and Funky” by Infectious Grooves plays, the graphic ‘Straight Outta Whynot’ appears on the POLLOVISION. Smoke/fog begins to bellow from the egg.
Jacob Hammerstein bounds through the smoke, ala the Shockmaster. The crowd roars in laughter as 'The Hammer' gets to his feet, coughing and waving the smoke away.
'The Hammer gets his swagger back and heads down the ramp, wearing black wrestling boots, black below-the-knee cargo shorts, and his trademark 'Straight Outta Whynot' sleeveless t-shirt.
Hammerstein fist bumps with some of the fans on his way to the ring. He tries to run and slide under the bottom rope but can't get the height, so he crashes into the ring apron and flops to the floor. Jacob quickly gets to his feet, no selling the embarrassing flop. He picks up his shades, wipes them off, and puts them back on before walking up the ring steps and entering the ring.
DR. SCREAM: Ladies and Gentlemen, he weighs in at 267 lbs. Originally from Why, Arizona, but now hailing from Whynot, Mississippi, this is 'The Hammer' Jacob Hammerstein!
Hammerstein tries to jump up onto the second turnbuckle, but can't make it, so he plays one foot on the bottom turnbuckle and the other on the second before throwing up both arms in a show of confidence of victory.
WRESTLING INFORMATION
WEAPONS - Nunchuks, which he is rather adept at.
FIGHTING STYLE - Hammerstein’s a little on the clumsy side (see entrance), so his style is very clunky, but effective, with flashes of brilliance, and smokey, fruity undertones.
SPECIAL MOVES -
Dropping the Hammer - Stone Cold Stunner.
STOP! Hammertime! - Stops a charging opponent. Hits a 3 Stooges eyepoke, followed by a snap DDT.
Shooting Star Press - Hey! It could happen.
SIGNATURE MOVES -
Cannonball (ala Kevin Owens, just not as fast.)
Stinger splash (not as commonly used, because he trips running across the ring sometimes)
Kamala Special - running splash
Whynot Bomb - Vader Bomb
ORDINARY MOVES -
Knife edge chop
Tomahawk chop
Left & Right hand punches
Hip toss
Kick to the shin
Running senton
Running kneedrop
Strong (ish) style clothesline
Tex/Mex armdrag. Like a Mexican armdrag, but he gets no air on it
Running elbowdrop
COUNTER MOVES-
Dikembe Mutombo - A mix of counter move and taunt. Stops an opponent’s move, usually flying moves, by swatting them down. As they lay on the mat in pain, Hammerstein waves a finger in their face and says “No no no. Not in my house. HA! HA! HA!”
The HBK - Hammerstein outrageously over sells an opponent’s offensive move so badly, it allows him to confuse his opponent, leaving them open to an attack. Think HBK vs. Hogan at Summerslam.
History:
The product of a forbidden relationship between a high ranking member of the Tohono O'Odham Indian tribe and the daughter of a traveling Rabbi,
the child named Chek'hol Kiska,
or 'Squirrel Nuts' found acceptance from neither sidea of his family, and was ostracized.
Squirrel grew up on the cold, mean streets of Why, Arizona, running afoul of local law enforcement on a regular basis. A local magistrate was going to send him to juvenile detention, when an elderly man in overalls and no shoes asked to approach the judge.
The man announced himself as the boys only surviving relative, Uncle Rufus Hammerstein. He asked for, and was granted, custody of the wayward boy. The man took Squirrel to his home in Whynot, Mississippi, and began homeschooling the boy.
Watching wrestling became a point of reference between generations. The young boy, now carrying the name Jacob Hammerstein, began training under the tutelage of county-renowned wrestler 'The Two-Toothed Terror' Truman R. Truman. Hammerstein started wrestling the Gulf Coast Indy circuit as "The Godless Goth" Bobby Lee.
As The Godless Goth, he put together a three week reign of terror before burning out on the gimmick. He took a eighteen month sabbatical before re-emerging as the bleach blond bro that has recently signed with Pollomania.