Post by Pollo Estrel! on Apr 8, 2016 21:25:04 GMT
We see the Pollomania logo with the title “Pollo Estrel” below it. “Click, Click, Boom” by Saliva plays as we see a series of clips from matches and segments from previous Pollomania events. We cut a shot of the crowd cheering then to the hosts standing in the middle of the ring.
Masked Man: Greetings once again from the seventh moon of Thunder and welcome to “Pollo Estrel”. I of course am El Hombre Loco Enmascarado, better known simply as That Masked Guy and this here is the R2-D2 to my C-3P0, Captain Fizz!
Capt. Fizz: What, do I get to curse you out in beeps and whistles then?
That Masked Guy: Go right ahead but just remember that this is a family show, so don’t say anything that might pollute their innocent minds.
Capt. Fizz: They’ve already seen me, it’s too to worry about that now. (laughs)
TMG: We have a loaded program for you tonight. Moondog Buster will face his former tag team partner, Goober the Gooker for a spot in next week’s Rotisserie Rumble match in Minneapolis. We will also see the debuts of both Sailor Cherry and Duke Womack. La Cucaracha will also be in action, as she will face Capt Gill Baits in the first ever “Fish Net on a Pole” match, I will explain the rules for that one later in the hour. Finally in our main event we will see Ursula Areano defended her newly won Estrel Medal against Philly Cheese Snake in his second last match before retiring.
CF: Wouldn’t it be great if you managed to win the medal on his way out the door. We could have another battle royal next week to crown a new champion. I could enter and win myself a sweet five grand and the medal. Chicks dig medals!
TMG: Just what I need, for you to have a bigger head than you already have. You know what, partner, why don’t you head down the booth and I’ll join you in a minute. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for our opening contest!
Up on the stage, the giant egg opens up and out wanders Moondog Buster, his bone in hand. He makes his way down to the ring while he’s being introduced.
TMG: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a qualifying match for the Rotisserie Rumble Match. First, making his way down to the ring, hailing from Parts Unknown. Weighing in tonight at two hundred seventy seven pounds… Moondog Buster.
Moondog spots TMG as he enters the ring and charges at him. Loco is ready for him this time though; he pulls out a large dog treat from his pocket and tosses it across the ring. The momentary distraction allows our show’s “jack of all trades” to exit the ring. He climbs on top of the commentary station to make the introduction for the next competitor.
CF: Hey, get off the table! I don’t want to stare at your butt!
“Pop Goes the Weasel” begins playing and the giant egg opens on the stage to reveal Moondog’s competition for the night.
TMG: And his opponent… “Fresh Out of the Nest”. He weighs in tonight a two hundred twenty eight pounds… Goober the Gooker!
Goober runs as fast as his turkey legs will allow and slides into the ring. Moondog immediately stomps on his back and tries to club him with the bone but the referee manages to grab it from him and tosses it out of the ring. Moondog turns back to his opponent, who uses a double leg take down to bring him crashing to the mat and proceeds to pound away with a series of rights and lefts.
TMG: Looks like Goober is still hot at Moondog for turning on him last week in the battle royal.
CF: What did you expect? He’s a smoked turkey. Hey wait a minute. If he’s smoked, shouldn’t he be a lot mellower?
Goober pulls Moondog to his feet and Irish whips him into the ropes. He goes for an abdominal stretch but he can’t hold onto the move and his opponent hip tosses him to the mat. Buster quickly scoops Goober up and slams him back down and drops an elbow. Instead of going for the cover though, he chooses to bite him instead.
CF: It’s feeding time! (Laughs)
The referee administers a count, forcing him to stop. Moondog gets to his feet and gets in the ref’s face and the ref warns him off with a yellow card, he’s pretty close to getting himself disqualified. Moondog doesn’t really seem to understand what that means but chooses to turn back to his opponent. He scoops Goober up and slams him to the mat again, before picking him up and trying for one more. Goober manages to float over and shoves Moondog shoulder first into the turnbuckle. The bigger man staggers back and Goober locks on the Crossface Turkey Wing. A man in a turbin suddenly jumps up on the ring apron and starts arguing with the referee.
TMG: Hey, who’s this guy supposed to be, Johnny Carson?
CF: Dude, you just aged yourself.
While the mystery man argues with the ref, Moondog is tapping to the submission behind his back. Suddenly Things One and Two crawl out from under the ring. Thing One climbs to the top rope and his partner hands him the bone. Thing One then jumps off and smashes Goober in the back of the head with it and the turkey crumbles to the mat. The man in the turben climbs takes this opportunity to climb down off the apron and when the referee turns around, he’s just in time to see Moondog hit a standing splash and go for the cover.
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2…
3…
TMG: That goose is cooked!
CF: Goose? Loco, you better get your eyes examined! He’s a turkey.
The mystery man enters the ring and raises Moondog’s hand as he’s declared the victor. Things One and Two jump around behind them.
TMG: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, advancing to the Rotisserie Rumble, Moondog Buster!
CF: Folks, I have no clue who this guy is but we’re going to have to find out more about him. Stay tuned!
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Masked Man: Greetings once again from the seventh moon of Thunder and welcome to “Pollo Estrel”. I of course am El Hombre Loco Enmascarado, better known simply as That Masked Guy and this here is the R2-D2 to my C-3P0, Captain Fizz!
Capt. Fizz: What, do I get to curse you out in beeps and whistles then?
That Masked Guy: Go right ahead but just remember that this is a family show, so don’t say anything that might pollute their innocent minds.
Capt. Fizz: They’ve already seen me, it’s too to worry about that now. (laughs)
TMG: We have a loaded program for you tonight. Moondog Buster will face his former tag team partner, Goober the Gooker for a spot in next week’s Rotisserie Rumble match in Minneapolis. We will also see the debuts of both Sailor Cherry and Duke Womack. La Cucaracha will also be in action, as she will face Capt Gill Baits in the first ever “Fish Net on a Pole” match, I will explain the rules for that one later in the hour. Finally in our main event we will see Ursula Areano defended her newly won Estrel Medal against Philly Cheese Snake in his second last match before retiring.
CF: Wouldn’t it be great if you managed to win the medal on his way out the door. We could have another battle royal next week to crown a new champion. I could enter and win myself a sweet five grand and the medal. Chicks dig medals!
TMG: Just what I need, for you to have a bigger head than you already have. You know what, partner, why don’t you head down the booth and I’ll join you in a minute. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for our opening contest!
Up on the stage, the giant egg opens up and out wanders Moondog Buster, his bone in hand. He makes his way down to the ring while he’s being introduced.
TMG: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a qualifying match for the Rotisserie Rumble Match. First, making his way down to the ring, hailing from Parts Unknown. Weighing in tonight at two hundred seventy seven pounds… Moondog Buster.
Moondog spots TMG as he enters the ring and charges at him. Loco is ready for him this time though; he pulls out a large dog treat from his pocket and tosses it across the ring. The momentary distraction allows our show’s “jack of all trades” to exit the ring. He climbs on top of the commentary station to make the introduction for the next competitor.
CF: Hey, get off the table! I don’t want to stare at your butt!
“Pop Goes the Weasel” begins playing and the giant egg opens on the stage to reveal Moondog’s competition for the night.
TMG: And his opponent… “Fresh Out of the Nest”. He weighs in tonight a two hundred twenty eight pounds… Goober the Gooker!
Goober runs as fast as his turkey legs will allow and slides into the ring. Moondog immediately stomps on his back and tries to club him with the bone but the referee manages to grab it from him and tosses it out of the ring. Moondog turns back to his opponent, who uses a double leg take down to bring him crashing to the mat and proceeds to pound away with a series of rights and lefts.
TMG: Looks like Goober is still hot at Moondog for turning on him last week in the battle royal.
CF: What did you expect? He’s a smoked turkey. Hey wait a minute. If he’s smoked, shouldn’t he be a lot mellower?
Goober pulls Moondog to his feet and Irish whips him into the ropes. He goes for an abdominal stretch but he can’t hold onto the move and his opponent hip tosses him to the mat. Buster quickly scoops Goober up and slams him back down and drops an elbow. Instead of going for the cover though, he chooses to bite him instead.
CF: It’s feeding time! (Laughs)
The referee administers a count, forcing him to stop. Moondog gets to his feet and gets in the ref’s face and the ref warns him off with a yellow card, he’s pretty close to getting himself disqualified. Moondog doesn’t really seem to understand what that means but chooses to turn back to his opponent. He scoops Goober up and slams him to the mat again, before picking him up and trying for one more. Goober manages to float over and shoves Moondog shoulder first into the turnbuckle. The bigger man staggers back and Goober locks on the Crossface Turkey Wing. A man in a turbin suddenly jumps up on the ring apron and starts arguing with the referee.
TMG: Hey, who’s this guy supposed to be, Johnny Carson?
CF: Dude, you just aged yourself.
While the mystery man argues with the ref, Moondog is tapping to the submission behind his back. Suddenly Things One and Two crawl out from under the ring. Thing One climbs to the top rope and his partner hands him the bone. Thing One then jumps off and smashes Goober in the back of the head with it and the turkey crumbles to the mat. The man in the turben climbs takes this opportunity to climb down off the apron and when the referee turns around, he’s just in time to see Moondog hit a standing splash and go for the cover.
1…
2…
3…
TMG: That goose is cooked!
CF: Goose? Loco, you better get your eyes examined! He’s a turkey.
The mystery man enters the ring and raises Moondog’s hand as he’s declared the victor. Things One and Two jump around behind them.
TMG: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, advancing to the Rotisserie Rumble, Moondog Buster!
CF: Folks, I have no clue who this guy is but we’re going to have to find out more about him. Stay tuned!
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