Post by ISM Office on Dec 15, 2015 13:01:56 GMT
Suffering from dysentery in 2014, a severely disoriented El Hijo de Pollo told his family he was going on a spirit quest and wound up disappearing for several months. When he returned, he had the Parts Unknown Championship around his waist and after being put under hypnosis by Dr. Pollo began detailing how he'd won the championship and revealed some of its lineage.
On August 12th, 2015 at "THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG" in Las Vegas, Nevada, a tribe of Bigfoots showed up and captured El Hijo de Pollo. It was revealed that El Hijo de Pollo had not only won the title through nefarious means (as though we expected anything less...) but that the Bigfoots had also tried to peacefully resolve the conflict by asking Pollo to simply give the belt back. He refused and fled from Parts Unknown which resulted in a nearly year long manhunt.
El Hijo de Pollo stood trial before the Bigfoots and other creatures in Parts Unknown and received a plea bargain - he would have to team with a young, four foot Bigfoot, Jr and the wild, unpredictable El Chupacabra as Parts Unknown representatives in Pollomania's Three Cup Chicken tournament. The unlikely trio advanced all the way to the finals before Bigfoot, Jr. was submitted by the behemoth Brutus Smith and his Iron Claw. Following the bout, the creatures returned to Parts Unknown while El Hijo de Pollo attempted to gain revenge on the Canadian Embassy Misfits for fireballing his cousin, Super Pollo at the end of the tournament final.
El Hijo de Pollo claimed under hypnosis that the following were notable champions.
- A Roswell alien in 1947 who was forced to vacate the title due to death/being captured en route to his title defense.
- Vacant has an actual physical manifestation in Parts Unknown and is a wildly popular wrestler not seen since the days of Hulk Hogan or Steve Austin.
- The Jonesville Monster
- Bigfoots were reported to have had a successful title defense every time they entered our realm and were not captured.
- Travis Walton
- DB Cooper
On August 12th, 2015 at "THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG" in Las Vegas, Nevada, a tribe of Bigfoots showed up and captured El Hijo de Pollo. It was revealed that El Hijo de Pollo had not only won the title through nefarious means (as though we expected anything less...) but that the Bigfoots had also tried to peacefully resolve the conflict by asking Pollo to simply give the belt back. He refused and fled from Parts Unknown which resulted in a nearly year long manhunt.
El Hijo de Pollo stood trial before the Bigfoots and other creatures in Parts Unknown and received a plea bargain - he would have to team with a young, four foot Bigfoot, Jr and the wild, unpredictable El Chupacabra as Parts Unknown representatives in Pollomania's Three Cup Chicken tournament. The unlikely trio advanced all the way to the finals before Bigfoot, Jr. was submitted by the behemoth Brutus Smith and his Iron Claw. Following the bout, the creatures returned to Parts Unknown while El Hijo de Pollo attempted to gain revenge on the Canadian Embassy Misfits for fireballing his cousin, Super Pollo at the end of the tournament final.
El Hijo de Pollo claimed under hypnosis that the following were notable champions.
- A Roswell alien in 1947 who was forced to vacate the title due to death/being captured en route to his title defense.
- Vacant has an actual physical manifestation in Parts Unknown and is a wildly popular wrestler not seen since the days of Hulk Hogan or Steve Austin.
- The Jonesville Monster
- Bigfoots were reported to have had a successful title defense every time they entered our realm and were not captured.
- Travis Walton
- DB Cooper