The Power Of Friendship (El Vainillo RP #2 v Misfits)
Dec 5, 2015 21:50:29 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2015 21:50:29 GMT
The latest video on the Pollomania website opens to a mid-close shot of Everyday Heroes team captain and all-around fan-favourite, El Vainillo. The luchador's body language seems to indicate that he is in good spirits, a suspicion which is confirmed by his jovial tone as he starts talking:
'Hola, pollos! Is El Vainillo here, and today, he is being happy. You are asking why. El Vainillo is saying. El Vainillo is happy because El Vainillo is having friends.'
The luchador pauses for effect a moment, but quickly continues:
'Yes, El Vainillo is having friends. Huracán, Owlsome Man, Senora King, even Senora Amy...they are being friends of El Vainillo. They are wanting to help El Vainillo beating los rudos at So It's Come To This eventing.
Is being why teaming of El Vainillo is winning and no team of Tigre. Team of Tigre is not being friends. Is not even liking. Zargnax is not liking Senor Crazy, and Mr. Loco is not liking Zargnax. How Tigre is wanting them work together? Tigre is thinking they are care about lucha? No! They are care about money. Senor Nirvana is being legend, but he is not care about Pollomania. He is care about buying Christmas present. Everyday Heroes no get no money. Everyday Heroes do this because they are care for El Vainillo and Owlsome Man. Because are being friends with them. Tigre say El Vainillo asks help from every persons. but no. El Vainillo asks help from pareja partner. From boss lady. Owlsome One asks old friend. Not every persons. Persons they are knowing. Who are knowing them. Tigre is being that is asking all persons. Because Tigre only having two friends, and is needs five.'
One gets the feeling Vainillo is smirking under his mask as he continues:
'Is not only thing. Everyday Heroes is being much strong team. El Vainillo and Huracán are underheated pareja in HKW AIR. Is working good together. Senora King is not has lots of...how are you saying...exterior, but is having...what is word...extermination for doing good. Owlsome Man...big belly, big size, big heart. Senora Amy is wants coming back to lucha and is wants helping friend. And all peoples in teaming is being united and wanting good guys wins and not bad guys.'
Vainillo pauses again before concluding:
'On nine of December, at So It's Come to This eventing, all Pollos are wanting seeing Everyday Heroes win lucha with Misfits in last eventing of 2015. Everyday Heroes are know this. So el Miércoles, Everyday Heroes put on Christmas hat and playing Sandy Clause for all peoples in Pollo Nation. They are beat los villanos, and then...they are giving Pollomania merry Christmas, and happy New Year! And Misfits? They don't get nothing but coal in stocking.'
With this, and a determined clenching of a fist, the beloved técnico rests his case, a mere second before the video comes to an end.
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