Post by Buck U Productions on Dec 3, 2015 22:40:40 GMT
*From the desk of Agent Brutus Smith, of the Canadian Embassy in Mexico.*
Greetings Pollomaniac,
For far too long I’ve been viewed by you halfwits as being simple just because I haven’t articulated myself in fashion that you can appreciate. I’ve heard the names you’ve called me: caveman, mindless giant, Neanderthal, Hordor. Allow me to enlighten you pathetic little people, I am far from stupid. I happen to have a 173 point IQ and enjoy classic music. It is not my problem that you all haven’t been able to understand what I’ve been saying when it’s my friends and colleagues have all understood me clearly. What does that say about your intelligence I wonder?
You’re certainly not very bright if you think the so-called “Everyday Heroes” stand a chance against us. Don’t get me wrong, what some of them have accomplished over the last few months here in Pollomania and elsewhere is impressive but you would be foolish to think that they could possible beat us. They will try to tell you that this is a battle of good versus evil, that they’re fighting the good fight. Don’t make me laugh!
I’ve been around a very long time. Now of course I can’t tell you exactly how long that has been, it’s classified, but I’ve been around long enough to know firsthand that the old expression is true: you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain. My young friend, El Tigre de Jengibre, was once a hero, as was I far before he was even born and I’m sure that at one point all our partners on December 9th were too. Well, maybe not Nirvana, his heart is as dark as night but you don’t get as far in this industry as he or made the amount of money that he has by being a nice guy.
Why are we going to beat our opponents at “So It’s Come To This”? Simple, because we’re not afraid to go to places that you five are. I mean, come on, is Amy Drew really going to sacrifice her body to win when she has little ones at home? Or is Selena King going to fully commit to this cause, when she has a company to run of her own? Why would she put her body on the line for someone else’s company?
El Vainillo, Owl Man, Hurnacan Rojo, King, Drew, you’re children compared to one like me. Fairy tales aren’t real. Good doesn’t always triumph over evil. Sometimes the light gets swallowed by the darkness. You had a chance when Grin and Woody were your allies but they wised up and left you for dead. There’s none of you who intimidates us. There’s not one who can get into our heads. But we are in your heads aren’t we? You know that you’re about to go to war and you’re beginning to question whether you have what it takes. You don’t, prepare to lose.
Sincerely,
Brutus Smith
Greetings Pollomaniac,
For far too long I’ve been viewed by you halfwits as being simple just because I haven’t articulated myself in fashion that you can appreciate. I’ve heard the names you’ve called me: caveman, mindless giant, Neanderthal, Hordor. Allow me to enlighten you pathetic little people, I am far from stupid. I happen to have a 173 point IQ and enjoy classic music. It is not my problem that you all haven’t been able to understand what I’ve been saying when it’s my friends and colleagues have all understood me clearly. What does that say about your intelligence I wonder?
You’re certainly not very bright if you think the so-called “Everyday Heroes” stand a chance against us. Don’t get me wrong, what some of them have accomplished over the last few months here in Pollomania and elsewhere is impressive but you would be foolish to think that they could possible beat us. They will try to tell you that this is a battle of good versus evil, that they’re fighting the good fight. Don’t make me laugh!
I’ve been around a very long time. Now of course I can’t tell you exactly how long that has been, it’s classified, but I’ve been around long enough to know firsthand that the old expression is true: you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain. My young friend, El Tigre de Jengibre, was once a hero, as was I far before he was even born and I’m sure that at one point all our partners on December 9th were too. Well, maybe not Nirvana, his heart is as dark as night but you don’t get as far in this industry as he or made the amount of money that he has by being a nice guy.
Why are we going to beat our opponents at “So It’s Come To This”? Simple, because we’re not afraid to go to places that you five are. I mean, come on, is Amy Drew really going to sacrifice her body to win when she has little ones at home? Or is Selena King going to fully commit to this cause, when she has a company to run of her own? Why would she put her body on the line for someone else’s company?
El Vainillo, Owl Man, Hurnacan Rojo, King, Drew, you’re children compared to one like me. Fairy tales aren’t real. Good doesn’t always triumph over evil. Sometimes the light gets swallowed by the darkness. You had a chance when Grin and Woody were your allies but they wised up and left you for dead. There’s none of you who intimidates us. There’s not one who can get into our heads. But we are in your heads aren’t we? You know that you’re about to go to war and you’re beginning to question whether you have what it takes. You don’t, prepare to lose.
Sincerely,
Brutus Smith